Author: BigEyeUg3

1.) If you’ve got an itch in your throat, scratch your ear. When the nerves in the ear get stimulated, they create a reflex in the throat that causes a muscle spasm, which cures the itch. 2.) Having trouble hearing someone at a party or on the phone? Use your right ear it’s better at picking up rapid speech. But, the left is better at picking up music tones. 3.) If you need to relieve yourself BADLY, but you’re not anywhere near a bathroom, fantasize about RELATIONS. That preoccupies your brain and distracts it. 4.) Next time the doctor’s going…

From theme nights in the club to just an ordinary party night out, you are most likely to meet with 95% of the Ugandan girls with no pantys or bras during the night outs. The pantyless fashion is the new trend to go and the club nights have actually helped it. When Bikini nights came up, they aimed at changing the trends in club fashion. They aimed at destroying the conservative nature of club goers. Thus, if you are to go to any Ugandan club at night, rest assured that 9 out of 10 girls you dance with shall have…

It is a clear fact that the Porn Industry is the most earning all-over the world. In fact, a porn actor or actress will earn ten times more than a normal actor. Porn has been the most searched item on the internet and Porn websites are the most visited. But have you taken out some time to question the Porn Industry in Uganda? Or all along you had never realized that Uganda has its own fair share of adult movies and Porn movies. In times where it’s difficult to draw a line between adult and Porn, we shall consider it…

I Thadeus Mubiru,manager to Iryn Namubiru,would like to apologise firstly to you Iryn,family,friends,fans and all people that stood with her during her detention at Chiba Perfectural Police in Japan for the prejudice and troubles i caused to her when i knowingly refused to reveal the vital information that could enable her early release. I would like to make it clear that Iryn Namubiru had no hand in it ,i solely transacted with Kim Tumwesigye Ueno on her behalf from the origin. I feared for my life and i was so selfish when i lied to you Iryn that…

Dorothie Ayebazibwe Dorothie reviews the newest inspirational novel on the Ugandan scene, ‘TEARS OF MY MOTHER; The Success Story of Nyamishana, the First Female President of Uganda’ written by inspirational author and columnist Robert Bake Tumuhaise. This success story is a story that starts with a scarcity of success!!! A land ravaged by a locust invasion, followed by a famine/drought and filled with emptiness is the backdrop for the launch of the story. In that setting we get to meet Tayebwa, a poverty-stricken good-for-nothing man whose only contribution to society is giving birth to more offspring than he could look after.…

Ever been to a house party where the Dj or the guy playing the music seems to lack taste or any bit of idea which songs to play? And the whack music simply plays on as though the already made playlist of whack songs is playing in shuffle mode. Sadly, I’ve been to one. It distorts the entire ambience, and then quickly that happening excitement diminishes…spontaneously! Well, maybe me and JB share that same bit of ordeal in common. JB aka J’Baller released yet another hit single, House Party, mainly for the house parties. What a redeemer! It’s the kind…

A total of 500,000 Ugandans sat for the FCIE (Face book Certificate of Idleness Examination) last year in various cybers, offices and mobile phones around the country. These students sat for a total of ten papers including Wall writing, poking, inboxing, friend request & rejection science, Photo upload, chatting, Application usage, Facebook Drama, Online chemistry and Mobile face booking. 1) The best performed subject in the last exam was chatting. This can be attributed to the increased usage of face book by secretaries, non-management level employees and students who are naturally good at chatting. Notable answers given in this examination…

Uganda coach Milutin Micho Sredojevic is happy with the 1-0 victory over Liberia on Saturday but admitted a lot still had to be done to improve his side technically. The Liberians led by the impressive Anthony Laffor displayed better know-how in the final third compared to their hosts but only let themselves down in execution in front of goal. The victory moved Cranes to second place in Group J on five points. Senegal remain on top with six while Angola and Liberia are both on four heading into next weekend’s other round of qualification matches to the 2014 Brazil World…

Have you been to those gigs where renowned comedian Salvado Idringi aka Shrek, is the host? Like the Sean Paul concert. Then you’d quickly smile at your self-remembering how this telecom engineer cum comedian, and now cum artiste can play around with one of those nursery school songs and make them sound cool on any beat the DJ plays. Yes, he’s that gifted! Well, Salvado hit studio to record a song, not as a comedian, but as Salvado the artiste. Don’t hate on him yet. With these many artistes flocking the scene with all their gibberish ish, at least cut…

I love good music. I love Afro-Pop especially when it has that eccentric but tranquil feel. Melodic but light. That is just how Ekky’s new nzijukira music video is. The location of the shoot is right on with the song’s theme, Nnzijukira. Shot by Josh The Fixer of Raising The Bar, the video leaps off with two young love birds seemingly Ekky with her long time childhood love. The script was well thought out as the two play along to give a perfect romance that springs right from childhood and nurtured right through teenage flings to adult. That’s when the…