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By Ian Ortega As you are all aware, Makerere University resumes officially on Friday 30th August 2013 after the lecturers agreed to return to work and called off their strike. Well, here are the seven reasons why they called off the strike and why the University has been reopened. 1. Goats Take Long To Mature: According to a lecturer in the Economics section, when the president advised them to rear goats, they thought it was a better option. But some weeks down the road, the goats have not yet matured yet the salary would have matured by now. “Salary matures…

standardmedia.co.ke President Barack Obama says he got teary while watching “Lee Daniels’ The Butler,” a movie about a black White House servant who worked for several presidents. Obama says he reflected on the effects of discrimination on a generation of people. He says that generation displayed dignity and tenacity and, quote, “put up with a whole lot of mess because they hoped for something better for their kids.” Obama discussed the movie with radio host Tom Joyner and co-host Sybil Wilkes of the “Tom Joyner Morning Show.” Obama said White House butlers have been kind and warm to his family.…

ndtv.com Facebook on Monday began letting members collaborate on shared online photo albums at the leading social network. The Shared Album feature was to be introduced slowly, first becoming available to a small group of English-language users before gradually spreading across the social network. “A shared album is an album that multiple people can upload photos to,” Facebook said in an online post explaining the new feature. “When you make an album shared, you can add your friends as contributors,” the post continued. “This allows them to add, view and edit photos in the album.” Previously, Facebook members could only…

By Ian Ortega We have those Ugandan celebs who are naturally, forever young. The same way you saw them 5 years back is the same way you will see them 5 years from now. We release our top 10. 1. Ragga Dee: Whatever he eats, it must be working very well. No wrinkles, just a little grey hair yet he claims to be the grandfather of the current Ugandan artistes. This guy never grows old, we don’t know his secret, but Desire Luzinda could pick a leaf just to make us believe her 25 year age story without struggling. 2.…

By Ian Ortega When the posters came up on the hostel walls that there was going to be a Talent hunt show coming up which was organised by Femi Akinwunmi, I quickly registered for it as a rapper. The star price was a CD player, my dream. I imagined being able to replace our old cassette player and put on a CD like the rest of the boys. I practised my lines and waited for d-day. 3 days to the event, I woke up with fever, only to find my body covered with little sores… I had chicken pox. I…

huffingtonpost.com A Florida man busted with drugs was also caught having sex in his car with his stepdaughter, police say. Barry Thompson, 53, was arrested Sunday after sheriff’s deputies in Deltona found him in his car near the entrance of Pride Elementary School. They told him he was trespassing on school property, according to the Sun Sentinel. His 29-year-old stepdaughter was in the passenger seat. When asked why his pants were unzipped, Thompson reportedly confessed that he and his stepdaughter had a sexual relationship that they were trying to hide from his wife, who is the woman’s mother. After Thompson…

ndtv.com In the lexicon of pop culture, Michael Jackson is legend. In an extraordinary career that began when he was five, Michael Jackson notched up milestones including recording the most successful album of all time (Thriller) and winning eight Grammys in a single year, a record. To celebrate his 55th birth anniversary, here are 15 things about MJ only a true fan would know. 1.Michael Jackson described his own voice as a pre-teen singing with The Jackson 5 as sounding “like Minnie Mouse.” 2.The first song he ever sang publicly was Climb Every Mountain from The Sound Of Music at age five.…

mtnfootball.com In-form striker Daniel Sserunkuma, who scored in the Kenyan derby last weekend, and goalkeeper Abey Dhaira will miss the Cranes’ international friendly against Botswana on August 31st in Gaborone. Head coach Milutin ‘Micho’ Sredojevic told MTNFootball.com this afternoon that Kenyan side Gor Mahia, who are seriously targeting the Tusker Premier League, will not release their prized asset because they have a league game this weekend, while Dhaira also says he is injured. “I tried to speak to Gor Mahia, but their coach Bobby Williamson said they cannot release him because the date for the friendly is not a recognized…

By Isaac Mites The Ghetto President H.E Bobi Wine was seen and heard with tears almost rolling down on his cheeks, with a hoarse voice lamenting and blasting critics who have nothing against him but jealous, saying bitterly, “I am not ugly”. This came amidst the exciting moments of his UK tour. Bobi Wine mentioned that he has heard a number of haters, who publicly, with no shame declare that he is an ugly man yet he is pretty sure that he married one of the most beautiful women, Barbie Kyagulanyi. “Some people who do not like me cannot find anything…

mtnfootball.com Uganda players have threatened to boycott a trip to Botswana this afternoon if the government fails to provide the promised allowances. A source told MTNFootball.com this morning that they have been very patient since the trip to Egypt early this month where they got no allowances, but will not board the plane if there is no money today. “We cannot afford to leave our families without money,” said the player. According to the structure set by the Federation of Uganda Football Associations (FUFA), each player gets $500 as allowance while on a foreign trip. The Cranes are meant to…