Whether you’re beginning your sexual journey or you’re a pimptastic pro, we’ve all done something humiliating when getting it on. Here are seven of the most embarrassing things that can happen during sex:
That Queef
A queef is a vaginal fart. Women queef when a trapped pocket of air gets released from the vagina. Luckily, it doesn’t smell but it can kill the mood. Imagine this: You’re feeling good, whispering naughty things in you hombre’s ear. You’re moaning as his pene goes in and out and in and out, when — prra, prra, prra! It isn’t a reggaeton song, it’s your vagina — queefing. Que horror!
Gagging
Men love getting head, but not all women love to suck and blow. Still, we get on our knees and take it all in! Or at least try to. What’s unsexy and so embarrasing? Gagging while sucking it like a lollipop, and then having to run to the bathroom to puke.
Going Limp
As Missy Elliott sang in 1999, we don’t want no one-minute man. However, something else can go embarrassingly wrong with his Johnson — it can go limp. After being fully erect, hispene can go night-night just like that. His other head may just be somewhere else, or your boo may have some serious sex anxiety. Either way, it’s humiliating for both you and him.
Head Butting
Nick, 32, has a confession to make: he head butted his wife while having sex. He wasn’t angry though. This New York realtor just got carried away when making love to his wife, so he accidentally head butted her like a UFC fighter. He felt so bad and was truly embarrassed! Not smooth at all.
Lost Condom
Safe sex is the best sex, so when you’re getting it on, you always ask your guy to wear a condom. But what happens to the condom after sex? No, really. What happens? That’s what a guy asked Dana, 29, after they had sex. Apparently the condom somehow got lost — inside her vagina. “And then [he] pretended he didn’t know where it was! Like, where do you think it is?” Dana recalled.
The Wrong Hole
If a man tries to stick it in the wrong hole, he either wants to have anal sex or doesn’t know where your vagina is (Let’s hope it’s the former!). It’s a lot less embarrassing to pretend to miss the hole because you want to charter booty territory than to need an anatomy lesson.
Excessive Sweating
A few drops of sweat are a given during sex. It can even be sexy. I mean, Flashdance, anyone? Jennifer Beals was a maniac and looked hot while hot. But how nasty and humiliating is it to excessively sweat when doing the deed? Very. This isn’t a sauna, man! We aren’t whooping it up in a Brazilian rainforest without air conditioning! Excessive sweating alone may just be enough to turn a pro into a red-faced virgin.
Source: Latina
