By Our Sex Writer
Let’s face it, some (non-pro) professions around the world that women do for a living make for easy targets.
In a world where we have to compete for women, it’s good to know that the p*ssy gods throw us a bone every now and then… so, whenever you bump into a woman that says she does any of these professions for a living: chaaaaarrrgge!!!
I know these are surefire winners, and when you come across a woman in these professions, do not stop escalating because it will surely pay-off anywhere you or she happen to be in the world.
1. A School Teacher!! Yeah, you know this is No. 1. You cannot open any newspaper without some teacher giving leg to her students. Anytime you see a hot school teacher, just know she’s ready for you.
2. A Nurse: It’s the sluttiest Halloween outfit around the world for a reason: Nurses love to f*ck…need I say more?
3. A Hairstylist: It’s no mystery; women in this profession are outgoing, social butterflies making them very easy targets to bang. Time for you to give your sister a ride to her hairstyling appointment!!
4. BabySitters: Jeez…I’m not even going to say anything about this one….y’all know this is true!
5. Soldiers/Military Girls: That’s right, I have met 2 female soldiers in my life, and f*cked them both on the first night. This leads me to believe that they can make this list easily!
6. Maids/Housekeepers: I don’t know what it is, but I have had my share of hotel room experiences with housekeeping cuties
7. Bank tellers: Yup, you read that right. Next time you ask for a deposit slip, make sure you smile and ask for her number because these girls are closet nymphos – Trust me, you’ll be depositing a load of semen in her vagina vault soon! Especially Centenary bank and Stanbic bank tellers.
8. Real Estate agents: This does not just happen in porn movies, it’s not a myth, Real estate agents are DTF – so, start going to Open Houses any given weekday, even if you have ZERO intentions of buying the property. The guy from the movie “I Love you Man” knew the deal, now you do.
9. Bakery Store/Indy cafe Baristas: Forget Café Bravo, go for the barista at an indie coffee house. They are not held to the “high standards” that Café Bravo has of not fucking clients, but the indie cafe girls could care less about high standards! =)
10. Movie Ticket teller girls: Same as Bank tellers, guys just do not know how easy these girls are. It’s simple: They are fucking BORED TO DEATH – everyday! Show up and be a fun, cool dude, and she’ll slip her number and a coupon for free pussy later on – compliments of Cineplex Movie Theaters!
** My Younger cousin (24), is a movie theater manager, trust me on this one!
11. Yoga/Dance Instructors: Yeah, I have to put this one here because…..well, they are DTF if you play the Yogi/dance student card right!
12. A waitress/Bartender: Uumm……Duh!!!
13. Wedding Planners: Nothing says, f*ck me, please f*ck me, than a woman seeing another woman getting married! Well, guess what? These girls do it for a living!!
14. Librarian: Just like movie theater girls, these women are closet ho’s waiting to be choked and told she a slut during sex!! Any man with balls enough to do it, will have himself a naughty little nympho to play with while arranging the Dewey decimal system! Check out the girls at the KCCA library.
15. Photographer: These are not THAT EASY, but for the right looking guy, she’ll have her ankles behind her neck in no time!
16: Female Firefighter: That’s right! There’s a reason why you wave at the firefighter, and give the police officer the middle finger, because female fighters/EMT’s are DTF! You hit pussy paydirt if you snatch one of these…they are “smoking hot for sex”, and boy do they know how to handle a hose! =)
So, what (non-pro) professions have you guys noticed that women are easy to bang and DTF?
* Stripper does not count, those are borderline hookers part-time for the right customers.
** A housewife does not count; technically she is not “paid” to be a housewife.