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Top 10 Ugandan Facebook Celebs , Joram Kawira Tops List

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By Ian Ortega

You know those people who are like cult figures on Facebook. No one knows them that much in real-life but they command a celebrity status on Facebook. It’s like Facebook has propelled them to heights they’ve never thought possible. When you attack them on Facebook, you will face the wrath of their loyal friends and followers. Here are the Top Ten (10) Ugandan Facebook Celebs.

1. Joram kawira Lovins: His life stories are always full of humour and very original. He posts these as his status updates. He can attack anyone but always in a comical way. For Kawira, it seems girls like his updates before he even clicks post. When BigEye.ug began sharing his updates very few knew that much about him and he was scared about the limelight, as we speak, he is more popular than many Ugandan music artistes, he is now attached to the Laftaz comedians group after Prince Ehmah scouted him out. His biggest inspiration is his drunkard friend-Pok-Ot Ivan who inspires him to post silly, funny updates.

2. David Genesis: Call him the king of Luganda real life stories. He is the only guy on Facebook who can post a complete status update in Luganda and manage to get over 40 likes and 100 comments. Little is known about him except that he is a great enemy of Bebe Cool and has a daughter called Nakaliisa that Simon (Joram kawira’s son) would like to marry.

3. Richard Kleberson: The Gagamel Soldier and Bebe Cool fanatic commands his crowd. He rarely posts but when he posts, even if it’s a ‘fullstop’ girls and boys will rush to like and comment on his update. His timeline is full of Bebe Cool and Gagamel related information and adverts.

4. Tom Okwalinga: The government was even forced to request Facebook to reveal his true identity, a request that Facebook turned down. He is a rabid critic of the government and keeps on releasing the Ugandan insider information aka ugaleaks. He is currently the most followed anonymous figure on Facebook, a clone of Radio Katwe, he always has hot updates for every day.

5. Chris Lovins and His Sister: Chris Lovins and his sister Rachael are some of the most followed personalities on Facebook. Though sources reveal that Lovins became born again and toned down on his sexual innuendo posts, he did not lose his sense of humour. His sister on the other hand has a pulp of fans that always look forward to her posts and birthday parties. If you were to interview 10 random Facebookers, at least 3 of them would know about Chris Lovins and the sister.

6. Kaddu Yusuf: He was expelled from the Seminary but he is still in love with the Catholic Church as some of his status updates show. However, that’s not what makes him popular; he has stories that keep you glued to the next episodes. He writes some of them in series, e.g the drunkard season one. If he were to exchange his real life for the Facebook life, he would be the headlines in the gossip pages.

7. Pirez Young Dimes: Pirez Young Dimes is so popular that he even has a secret Facebook group named after him known as PYDF. Together with his girlfriend Nakubulwa Farie, they are one of the most popular couples on Facebook and they have kept their relationship for long. PYDF as a Facebook group organizes weekly parties, house-parties and football tournaments with other secret groups which you can’t find in your search results.

8. General Sweetman and Miley Tasha: Though the two have now faded and moved into serious business, they are still some of the occult-like figures on Facebook. At the time of his peak, Sweetman had girls send him phone numbers, directions to their homes and would request him to at least give them a kiss. He is now an entrepreneur, even though he still attracts over 50 likes on his Facebook updates just like his ex, Miley Tasha.

9. The Ssengas and Kojjas on Facebook: These ones are so popular because they teach the Facebookers about sex, they are so many that we can’t list down all the popular ones. They have helped connect singles and helped people improve their sex lives. However, some are crooks who are looking for horny men to devour.

10. Shamora Collins: This one seals the list. Though he sometimes borrows ideas from some Nigerian pages, he always makes the jokes identify with Ugandans and refines them to the Ugandan audience. However, most of his jokes are original and will relieve one of stress. He is about to strike the peak of fame on Facebook.

11. Roset Angel With-sin: This is actually a man running a Facebook account as a lady according to reliable sources. She’s popular because she potrays the image of a hooker online and posts nude photos of herself (photos got from Nigerian porn websites). It is believed that because of his trade, he/she has managed to grow to financial stability. Other sources, however, believe she’s a daughter of one of the popular member of parliaments who’s lucky to have been born into a rich family. She’s the only lady on Facebook who can talk of ‘come fuck my pussy’ and get away with it.

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Opinion: NBS taking over the social scene

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By Our Reporter

Have you realized how over the last few months, all the big concerts and social events have moved to have the Next Media companies, especially NBS Television and NXT Radio, as media sponsors?

From Blankets & Wine to Purple Party, the Burna Boy concert, Don Moen, Chris Martin & D’Major concert, Bakiga Nation, Nyege Nyege, to mention but a few. East Africa has Got Talent could be an addition here, this time as a show that trusted NBS Television to be the platform that will deliver maximum impact across Uganda.

NBS Television might have become Uganda’s leading TV station by being the political command center, but they have really evolved to be a major presence on the social scene as well lately.

But this doesn’t come as a total surprise. Over the last month or so, a one Renny Byamugisha, formerly in charge of on-trade marketing at NXT Radio, was promoted to take care of the same for the whole of Next Media Services, and NBS Television seem to be the biggest beneficiaries of the move so far.

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Opinion: What Solomon Serwanjja’s AIBs win means for NBS Television’s investigations desk

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The hashtag, #NBSInvestigates, is a usual fixture among Ugandan trends online, with some of the most impactful news stories in Ugandan journalism history aired on the segment. It airs during NBS Television’s Monday edition of Live at 9, their prime news bulletin.

Solomon Serwanjja is only one of the investigative reporters that contribute to it, and his piece, done in conjunction with BBC Africa Eye, “Stealing from the Sick”, won a major international award – the Association for International Broadcasting (AIBs) Investigative Documentary Award.

This comes after Solomon Serwanjja was named the 2019 BBC Africa Komla Dumor Award that has him currently training with the BBC in London, England.

At the AIBs, “Stealing from the Sick” was nominated alongside some strong pieces like, Fault Lines – Targeted by a Text by Al Jazeera English, War Crimes for Likes by BBC Arabic Documentaries, Disasters at Sea – Coffin Ship by Exploration Production Inc., Inside Facebook: Secrets of the Social Network by Firecrest Films for Channel 4, The Atom Araullo Specials Babies4sale – Philippines by GMA Network Inc., and Wie is Schild & Vrienden echt? (Who are the Real Shield & Friends?) by VRT NWS.

That a Ugandan story is nominated among these is a milestone, that it wins is a major landmark for Ugandan TV at large, let alone the Investigative desk at NBS Television.

In the story, Serwanjja exposed the plight of Ugandan malaria patients who continue to suffer because of lack of access to drugs, with some even losing their lives, at the hands of government officials who steal and sell the drugs meant to be given out for.

But this is only one story. Some of the other pieces on #NBSInvestigates that moved the nation have also included Inside the Makerere University Sex-for-Marks Scandal by Raymond Mujuni, The Gang Terrorizing Kampala(Kifeesi) by Solomon Serwanjja, Girls in Risky Business by Canary Mugume, among others.

With the major wins by a man who is widely regarded as the one that started the investigative journalism at the Lower-Kololo-based station, I suspect coming investigations will be carried in even higher regard going forward… Maybe the next few pieces’ adverts should now start with, “From the producers of the major award-winning Stealing of the Sick…”

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3 Reasons why the blame on Martha Kay and other women whose nudes leak is misdirected

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By Bash Mutumba

In recent times, nothing excites Ugandans more than a leak of raunchy content; mostly the kind that involves a public figure. After the men recreationally finish the soap in their bathrooms, and the women envying and/or judging their fellow women’s bodies, the next step is usually to blame the victims of how irresponsible they are for letting their nudes leak, and often go on and on blaming them for taking these photos and/or videos in the first place. I’ll tell you why this blame is misdirected.

1. They don’t leak them themselves

In all honesty, of all the nudes and sextapes that leak, the ones that ask for them – who are also the only intended consumers – are usually the romantic partners, and it is very absurd that the blame is never laid on these particular individuals. The guy who leaked Zari’s video never paid for his sins, Desire Luzinda’s Nigerian lover was sure nothing would be done to him, Anita Fabiola’s offender too was never brought to book. Same applies to Judith Heard and now Martha Kay.

2. They are the victims

It is rather clear that cyber bullying isn’t something to joke about, as we have all witnessed friends and family succumb to depression after episodes of being bullied on social media. The best that can be done for such people is to show them they are loved, regardless of the betrayal they have faced at the hands of those they loved and trusted. Making fun, and threats of legal action and jail, aren’t the best words to tell to someone in a situation of being prone to mental health issues.

3. Ugandans should have rights to privacy

The whole essence of having mobile phones is privacy. They are not shared like landlines or pay phones, and the passwords therein, are ultimately to that effect. Ideally, every Ugandan should be able to take photos that empower them, without fearing that someone will encroach on their privacy.

I personally felt so sad when various people created fake pages in the name of Martha Kay just to get followers riding on her sorrow. It is needless to say, that we should spread love, not hate.

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Finally, Development Channel boss writes to President Museveni

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My name is Charles N. Lambert and I represent the global Pan-African quest for economic independence through an umbrella known as the “United Citizens of Africa” (UCA). I lead a strong army of over 500,000 subscribed believers in our cause of demanding Africa’s economic independence and the end of gross poverty in our continent. I have passionate followers in countless countries including but not limited to hundreds of thousands in Nigeria, thousands in Kenya, South Sudan, Senegal, Ethiopia, Ghana, Cameroon, Uganda, the United Kingdom, Canada and the United States. I can boldly say that I REPRESENT the present day Pan-Africanism in regards to the pursuit of economic independence for Africa, a thing we believe is expedient.

In case you have not observed Mr. President, you are the last remaining single individual in all of Africa’s 1.3billion people that has the foundation, the understanding and the experience regarding Pan-Africanism. We don’t just need you, we have travelled thousands of miles to Uganda just to find you and rest our pursuit on the grace of our ancestors which you have carried tirelessly for decades. YOU are the only reason why the base of our efforts has been set in Uganda because as the scriptures say “If the foundation be destroyed, what shall the righteous do?” Hence by default, you have no option than to embrace the fact that you are OUR LEADER and one which we MUST work with to fulfill the aspirations of our fathers who fought to set our various nations free from colonial oppression and begin a blue print towards our development as a people.

As you have narrated in the Mustard Seed, the economic pursuit of independence for Africa was to follow the political one but somewhere along the lines, something went missing. Your excellency Sir, we have gathered that which went missing and have the most comprehensive, robust, proven, pragmatic and sustainable platform consisting of 25 companies and backed up with unbelievable ideological followership that is guaranteed to crush anyone who stands in opposition to the cause. There is nothing that is remotely as comprehensive as what we possess in UCA and we have NO MATCH in leadership contention for the pan-African economic liberation movement be it with NGOS, governments, international agencies or private businesses- we are designed to LEAD EVERYONE. There is nothing that will belittle us as referring to us as just another investor in Uganda.

Your Excellency, our movement will practically and permanently ERASE all your nightmares as a leader. Scriptures says “Write the vision and make it plain upon tables that THEY MAY RUN THAT READS IT….” As you can see from the scripture, you have been writing, articulating, making it plain YET no one has bothered to RUN with that which you have written. There is a massive, irreparable disconnect between your ideals and the people to execute them which is most evident that despite the peace, the enabling environment and the countless ideas you give, Uganda was listed three weeks ago as the 3rd poorest country in the world by GDP. I do not believe you want to use another 30 years to discover that you MUST look at unprecedented platforms such as ours to serve Ugandans and Africans at large. The present statuesque does not work and the same people are telling the masses that YOU are responsible for unemployment, poor housing and gross poverty in the land when in actuality the reverse is the case.

We are about to move into the next steps of our Pan-African economic liberation movement and we are setting up a phone manufacturing plant in YOUR VILLAGE (Rushere, Rwakitura municipality, kiruhura district) by November 2018 and it will be the first place in all of Africa where mobile devices and IT products are made. This is an honor our movement has bestowed on you because you have stood for more than 50 years on the same ideals we now represent especially in regards to your position on “… benefiting foreign economies to the detriment of the local people” (Economic War proposed by you-President Yoweri Museveni in the 10Point Program). In all intentions and purposes, you are our father, my father. This is why we have set up the first tool for our first of 25 battles in your hometown and have vowed to foster your legacy to ALL of Africa so as to receive and maintain the grace of all the fathers of Pan-Africanism long dead.

In continuation of our commitment to Uganda BECAUSE OF YOU AND THE GRACE OF OUR ANCESTORS IN PAN-AFRICANSIM WHICH YOU CARRY, We are also set to establish a car manufacturing plant in Jinja, food processing in Gulu (I am excited to turn your value addition theory on coffee to living reality), a women empowerment oil and gas corporation in Masindi, a home construction institute in Soroti, the Black wall Street in Kampala, an e-commerce processing in Nakasongola, and so much more. I can guarantee you that given your support from this month of September 2018, that by January 2019, over 1 million jobs will be available in Uganda for the Youth with work assimilation training provided and wages exceeding your middle income projections for the country. Your Excellency, we can ERASE unemployment in Uganda in a twinkle of an eye given your support.

Your Excellency, it was you and NOT my humble self that called for a combination of “capitalistic and socialist ideals” in the building of the nation. We responded to your own ideas in our “Our child support program for Uganda” yet because you are not yet publicly on board with what we are doing, we have been oppressed by members of your own government, called various names including scam by your own police and harassed without mercy by your own government’s media (New Vision Group). This is the same program that is bound to give you countless international awards and recognition for the country! Your Excellency, we are tired of seeing our best intentions destroyed because of your silence towards our movement which the Ugandan people unfortunately do not have the slightest understanding about.

You cannot afford to leave us defenseless anymore among very uninformed and highly ignorant public as too much will be lost in the process including our planned Job seekers allowance for job seekers and the various other initiatives unheard of by any other country in the history of Africa. In summary, history is unfolding through our presence in Uganda to tap into your grace and we are employing you to embrace our platform, stand on it and lead Africa to economic independence through us. We are formidable, dependable and ruthless in efficiency.

Finally, just like the political independence was finally attained, we will attain economic independence for Africa and permanently delete our identity with poverty and death.

May God bless and keep you.

May God bless and keep Africa.

Your Ideological Son,

Charles N. Lambert

Founder & Chairman

United Citizens of Africa (UCA)

Development Channel (DC)

Great Uganda Initiative (GUI)

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