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By Ian Ortega 1. God must have created batooro on a Sunday when he was Chillaxin…these jamas are too Calm. I am sure when shot, they die in Slow Motion. 2. You know you’re Broke when the only money you have are the 1, 5 and 10 Shilling coins from Shoprite. 3. Shakira: “hey u, I’m on twira, follow me” Okello: “Where are u going?” 4. Judge: “How many men did you have intercourse with?” Badblack: “Ssebo mukama wange Course eyo sajisoma, yalinzibu.” 5. Women, ahaa… She puts on ear rings, too much makeup, fake eye lashes plus a wig…

By Moses Abeka At least we could see the statement on her face. While performing at the Geisha re-branding gala at Sheraton, the pain was bare, written all over her face and performing her mind blowing emotion filled love ballads made it clearer as she struggled to keep the pace which the tempo of the song set. Her powerful command on the stage was amiss but Iryn is a great crowd reader. She called them to stand and join her but the rather corporate crowd slumped deeper in their seats. Reaching for Maggie Kigozi’s hand and taking her to the…

By Ian Ortega 1. It will make you feel more in charge. You will always look at him as a baby and easily forgive his mistakes. You will understand that he is still an amateur. 2. Younger boys are going to try a lot harder to impress you. He will always try to be innovative, wear better and read more about sex positions just to show you his far better than those you’ve dated. 3. You can pretend that YOU are younger. 4. He will assume that you know what you are doing. 5. You will spend more time together…

By Ian Nkera Ford Distraught and confused, Kaggwa wonders how he could have blown 500k in a night. He cuts a frustrated look as he tries to recollect how events of last night unfolded. Questions like, “how, when, who” linger in his alcohol drained brain and subsequent jeers follow as he sighs in regret. He rushes to call his friend Juuko and to his dismay, the prized Samsung Galaxy S4 is history. The already shell-shocked Kaggwa further goes into depression as his body can’t withstand anymore shock. I was with Kaggwa the whole night so this is how it went…

By Ian Nkera Ford With his show coming up on the October 25th, Eddie Kenzo will not leave anything to chance as the day draws closer. He has been heard whispering how he envies people like Navio who always have girls trailing them and he has thus embarked on a gym work out to get his body chiselled before the day of the concert. The lean and skinny jean enthusiast has been seen storming Kabira Health Club where Navio does his work outs to put on a muscled frame. Rema should be loving this. Kenzo has grown impatient and dismissed his gym…

By Ian Nkera Ford This might shock you. The ghetto president Bobi Wine who is slated to launch his Akalimu album next month has rushed to Zambia’s Mampi of the Swilili fame to rescue his upcoming concert. This comes as a surprise because the self proclaimed ghetto gladiator has never had to worry about crowds flocking his concert as he has always pulled the biggest crowds for a concert by a local artiste. His popularity has never been brought into question as his music has always been popular and his personality has had done something of a favour to invite…

By Moses Abeka By the time you read this, Anne’s traditional marriage ceremony, kuhingira is ongoing in her parents’ home in Kabale. The BEFFTA award nominee’s hilarious jokes have forced men to day dream of marrying and enjoy free comedy shows amongst whom was a Kenyan artiste who wrote an infamous love letter begging her to love him. Anne’s story is that of the village belle who came to the city and conquered. She revealed to the press that she first came to Kampala when admitted at The Ivory tower for her degree. The city gave her name, a lover,…

By Isaac Mites In the world of sports, kick boxing has been silent after motor-mouthed Golola Moses terribly humiliated UPDF soldier Titus Tugume in just less than a minute. Well, we have got another fight coming up and it’s predicted to be equally bloody. It is slated for the 16th of November this year. The fight is between the 27 year old Bogere Solomon, the current East and Central African boxing Champion who claimed the title after tussling out Tanzanian Mohamed Abdullah and the Malawian super star kick boxer Kayuni Osgood. This very fight before was slated for this month…

By Isaac Mites As we draw nigh to the SMA awards, sensational Diva Fille managed by Mc Kats has been nominated in the KMVA awards under the freshest talents category. In this category she is battling with Irene Ntale who did a collabo with Bebe cool, RnB singer Bakri who sang ’18 and over’ and “Ndabirrawa” singer Kalifa Aganaga who is under Twinkle star agency. The girl who has been predicted to be the replacement to the late Sera because of the sensational voice came to lime light with her single hit of “not about money” which enjoyed massive air…

By Stuart G-khast “There is more politics in music than in the parliament.” I overlooked that statement until recently when its slowly gaining meaning and momentum. From gracing concerts, inviting musicians to the parliament and state house, now politicians have invaded the music industry. The latest in, MP Betty Nambooze is attacking Bebe Cool. We do not have a record of these two ever clashing or ever being at logger heads but to our surprise this afternoon Mukono MP Betty Nambooze Bakireke showed her dissatisfaction in Bebe Cool’s judging style in the NTV’s talent XP saying she has a problem with…