Sex in the kitchen is considered quite a fantasy. The countertop, the temporary bed. And it can be quite fun too! But if you really think about it, it is not one of the safest places to have sex. Don’t agree? Read on to know!
1. There’re things other than your emotions heating up.
You’re in the mood, things between you and your partner are heating up. But then, a kitchen is a place where things other than your lust heat up too. God forbid, you’ve left the gas on while you get carried away…
2. There’s dangerous equipment lying around.
You’re in the heat of the moment and need something to grab on to, but all you have is the hard kitchen countertop. You reach out and clench your fists around the first thing you can lay them on – the knife. We don’t really need to say what might happen next.
3. And your cabinet doors do not make the best pillows.
Whatever you do, do not ever try leaning your head against one unless you want to go straight from orgasm to concussion.
4. Your nosy neighbour aunty is right there!
Your emotions are running all over the place and you’ve completely forgotten the windows are open. And that the kitchen window is the best place the neighbor aunty gets all her thrills from.
5. There might be accidental pokes – not the kinds you want.
A kitchen is a place full of spoons and forks, knobs and shelves. While you might be gearing up for one poke, the one you get might actually be a lot different.
6. Those red marks resembling hickeys will not actually be hickeys.
There’re literally no soft surfaces in the kitchen. Your body will be bruised from the bumping and thrusts on the hard floor and leaning against cabinets.
7. You might be adding a lot more than the average spices to your food…
Go right on if you like foods with exotic sauces!
8. There’s just too little space for a thorough session.
While it might be good for a one-off quickie, save your passionate love-making sessions for the larger, wider spaces.
9. The kitchen smells might turn you off.
Especially if you approach her right after she’s burnt the eggs accidentally.
10. The spices might just end up making you sneeze. Or your partner might brush you off in lieu of her burning dinner!
Now, you really don’t want to go ‘a-tissue’ in the middle of a session, do you? Or can your ego take her choosing dal over pyaar?
11. Your food will never be tasty.
What do you think are your chances of adding salt instead of sugar or burning up the entire dish?
12. You might not make it out of there alive.
Think over it…
Source: IndiaTimes