By Ian Ortega
Since one of those egg-hen questions happens to be the phenomenon of “can a man be raped by a lady?” Ugandan men have come out of the closet to assert that they are also victims of rape.
“I was attending a bikini night in one popular night club when she pounced on me with her friends and they raped me, and I had no one to report to,” one Ugandan man cried out loud.
However other men and women are of the view that it’s impossible to rape a man, but one can be forcefully seduced into having sex. “Of course sometimes you don’t ever wish to have sex with a certain lady, but if she shows you her goodies and you find yourself in bed with her unintentionally, then she’s raped you, most of us men don’t even cheat on our girlfriends, those side-dishes rape us,” Moses Lubega a campus student shared his feelings.
However, South Africans have affirmed that indeed rape exists. “Here in Capetown, two ladies will put you on gun-point and they will take turns at enjoying what your Johnny has to offer,” said Makzela a South African lady in Uganda.
“And if you think it’s a lie, try passing by Speke Road or Top Pub after 10PM and see if you won’t be raped, these girls will rape you and you may even get unwanted pregnancies,” said a concerned lady. We don’t know whether she meant unwanted erections when she talked of unwanted pregnancies.
Research has also shown, that a horny lady has thrice the power of two lions combined and can over-power any man, even those as muscular as Golola Moses or Mr. Kampala.
As BigEye.ug, we are wondering, when a man gets raped, who should be blamed? Does it mean that a man is super-good-looking or he is putting on indecent wear? We need to ask Hon. Kibule to explain this mystery of men being raped.
But all in all, it seems, the common rape that has occurred is when ladies undress in front of men causing powerful reaction to an opposite and equal action just to rhyme with Newton’s third law of erections.
Back in the 1980s, a Newspaper headline on Monday had it that a man had been raped after he was captured by a group of beautiful girls around Suzannah pub. The headline of Tuesday was to read, “Hundreds of men now passing by Suzannah Night club hoping to be raped.”
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Whether rape or no rape, one thing is certain, any man would not reject rape from a girl like Desire Luzinda, Sharon O and Flavia Tumusiime. For us men, we make things easier, we give in to rape, because we got no time to play no games.
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