By Ian Ortega
We all know that all-to-familiar sound. You are sitting in one of your favorite late night hangouts when a sound that resembles something close to a pack of hyenas in heat pierces your eardrums. It is a group of 5-10 girls, most likely in their 20’s, shrieking in unison as they celebrate another Kampala Night life Bomb. Nails of a sloth across a chalk board would be more inviting than this horrific mating call.
Listening to them you would think that a naval vessel just docked in the harbor. They are loud, obnoxious and their conversations laden with profanity and vulgarity. Everything is hyper-sexualized. One girl is half in tears because she slept with Brian on the first night and now he is ignoring her texts, which has probably happened to her a dozen times or more by now. Her friends reassure her that Brian is just an ‘asshole’ and it has nothing to do with her giving it up easier than a hooker that takes Discover Card. Feeling better, she grabs the nearest pole and sticks her ass out and does some sort of mating dance known as ‘twerking’ to draw in more horny suitors, one who will inevitably take her home for the night and never call again. Even if he doesn’t, she has already projected herself as a trash bag ho, and really that is all that matters. The group tosses back some more shots and continues their antics until the end of the night at which point half are crying in a cab on the way home and the other half are in some strangers’ beds.
Meet the modern Ugandan ‘Young Lady’. The one who apparently thinks she is man. How this happened, or why it happened is a source of debate. I’m not implying that young men and women can’t party and behave reckless or risqué—it’s fairly standard and reasonable for young people to do so. However, until recently the majority of these young women would still at least attempt a feminine front, even if deep down they were trashy. It used to be deemed shameful to behave in such a manner, especially in public. Openly trashy behavior is now not only tolerated, but encouraged by young men and women alike.
“I’m cool, just like one of the guys.”
Men generally do not mind a woman who can be ‘one of the guys’, per se, but not at the cost of her femininity. It is a complete turnoff to hear a women swear excessively, drink beers from a can, smoke cigarettes and be openly vulgar, violent or over sexual. This is not Sons of Anarchy and most men don’t want ‘old ladies’. Okay, they get our jokes and are not offended by our crude male behaviors, but the key word is male. Women should act feminine, not masculine. Straight men are not interested in dating or having sex with other men. We like women because they are just that, women. Women should be fairly soft spoken, polite, and carry themselves with at least a certain degree of modesty and mystery. Dare I call it class.
“I’m gonna get me some dick tonight, girl.”
No man who is going to show a woman even an ounce of respect wants to hear that. He may hear it and initially think, “Great, this chick is going to be an easy lay,” but when he wakes up to the smell of her alcohol breathe and stale cigarettes, he will immediately regret his decision and formulate a plan to escape her place or get her out of his house as quick as possible. “Want to get breakfast?” says a voice under the covers that resembles Golola Moses after gargling acid soaked gravel. “Nah.”
“What was your name again?”
Anyone see a dance floor recently? Can we even call it dancing anymore? To me it resembles more of a public orgy. Half naked girls ramming their asses into the nearest crotch. Next to her another one is wrapped around a man’s waist and riding him like a rodeo bull. Tongues swapped and body parts groped without even names exchanged. I am sure a lot of fathers out there would be quite honored to see what their little princess is up to this particular evening. Make him proud, ‘ladies.’
“I’ll fuck that bitch up! SLUT!”
The language coming out of these girls mouths is deplorable. To hear a women drop two or three ‘F bombs’ in a single sentence is not uncommon. Listening to them verbally shred other women in the ultimate act of hypocrisy is not only disgusting, but a huge turnoff. Not to mention the ultra-aggressive types that want to verbally or even physically scrap with other women in their vicinity. And of course there is open discussion about their sexual encounters and conquests. Did their mothers conduct themselves like this? Not likely.
“I like having lots of sex with lots of guys on Tinder but wish guys would stop proposing. I’m 19, way too young to be tamed ” – Angie
But why the fuck are Ugandan girls acting like men? Could the feminists fighting for equality be to blame? Is it equality they really want or equity? If we continue with this trend, we may see the extinction of the Ugandan lady, and we shall welcome the Ugandan SHEMALE .
“This is typical male hypocrisy!”
We already know females are going to counter this with some feminist bullshit about how women have the right to act like men do and it’s all so hypocritical. Maybe it is, but as noted many times before, these same women have no right to wonder why men don’t treat them as ‘ladies’ or call them back. They need to take a hard look at themselves. Femininity is attractive and respected. They should try it sometime. To think some sucker will put a ring on those fingers someday is an absolute mockery to the sanctity of marriage. And trust me, whoever those fools are, they will only get the PG version of her past. Why? Because she knows it is shameful.
Men Need To Demand More
Men, young and old, need to demand more from young women. A 23-year-old guy may be loving that girls these days are so easy and predictable. But when the time comes and he wants to find a good woman, a good mother that will teach his daughter how to carry herself with respect and dignity, what then? As great as it might be for a young man today in the prime of partying, care-free life, his future options are bleak. Only he can change that by demanding more. Does he want the lips that were wrapped around countless cocks kissing his kids goodnight? Boys will be boys, but at the end of the day they want to come home to respected, dignified and feminine women. Not the female version of their fraternity brother.
Let’s have some real Ugandan women not some ladies acting like men. We already have enough of men.