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Top Ten Pretending Music Artistes In Uganda, Forcing Talent

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music By Ian Ortega

These are artistes who think because they sound great in their shower rooms aka bathrooms, they have the music talent. We all know they are supposed to be in a different career but they insist on forcing the talent. These are the top pretending music artistes in Uganda.

 MC Fish: Heard of that No-Chorus song and other sexual innuendo-fested songs, well MC Fish is behind such provoking crap. We blame MC Fish for the deafness of some of our relatives, my cousin could not stand listening to such nosense, he chose to become deaf rather than face such musical torture in his ears.

 Ronnie Stamina: Well, it’s not bad following your heart, but it’s also not good trying to sit on a charcoal stove just because your heart told you, your butt will get scorched. The best he has ever achieved in the music industry is bringing us the stamina dance which helped to make Eddie Kenzo a Grammy-material artiste, other than that, he has struggled with the mic claiming to be an artiste.

Zuena Cool: It’s good this one ran off early into better things. Zuena is the only multi-purpose celebrity in Uganda. She’s been a Miss Uganda contestant, she’s been an ex-girlfriend to Mowzey Radio, she’s the wife to Big Size, she’s also been an upcoming artiste with two songs to her name, she’s tried fashion designing, she’s done baking cakes (actually she’s great at this) and now she’s joining NTV as a host of a certain show. But music wise, goodness, you may make some dead artistes resurrect from their graves in protest.

Tip Swizy: His music talent is like wind, today it blows north, tomorrow it blows south. He just confuses us as to where to place him. There is an English word that is nearer to his name, that word is swishy, his talent is so far-fetched, my Speech day songs can challenge it.

Rachael K: This one was clever like Zuena, she ran away before things got worse. But she has a splendid voice and a wonderful figure but when it comes to producing music that is appeasing to the Ugandan fraternity, she’s always caught off-side.

Red Banton: Of course, Jose Chameleone was once his curtain-raiser and carried the loud speakers at his concerts. It is true, Banton really shone in his days but for this new generation, he had better accept to leave Kampala. Land in the village is lying virgin and people like Banton could become successful farmers that side.

Zari: Oh, you thought we could forget this one. From music artiste apparently, to a socialite who bribes journalists to write about her. Truth be told, the best Zari can do is perform in those karaoke pubs in Kabalagala. She can make a good artiste if she also does the singing in her bedroom or in the frog kingdom. Because of her, we know what it means when bad songs happen to bad people.

 Leila Kayondo: Yeah, beauty is not music. She can make a good waitress, a masseuse and a tenth wife to S.K Mbuga. Leila is struggling in this field. However, the talent is present, by luck, she may become a real superstar, like when Juliana, Rema, Iryn Namubiru and others get problems with their voices.

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Video: Gabriel K strikes again in “Twanywede”

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Gabriel K is not new to the face of music. The singer has further cemented his place in the Ugandan music industry with his new Reggae ‘Twanywede’.

Gabriel K music is steadily rising through the playlists even when little is known of his private life. He has previously done much enjoyed songs We Just Want Love, Abeera Omu, Onsaana, Gimme The love, Done Waiting, Number One, Special Woman, among others.

His latest project has won him an appearance on Capital Radio’s Desert Island discs this Sunday which will make among the few Ugandan artistes to feature on this program. Clearly his works seem to speaker louder than many initially thought.

“Twanywede” was produced by Big Nash and written by the talented Shena Skies.

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Photos: Alex Muhangi Comedy Store reap un-earthed.

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While many people kept wondering where Comedy Store boss Alex Muhangi puts his Thursday reap with many arguing that city women will finish him, our snoops have dug deep.

Alex Muhangi is one of the very well placed people of his age in the country. We snapped the comedian while at his Najeera based apartments that are nearing completion. The comedian who did not want to talk about it declined to say a word but in our interactions with the casual workers we have discovered Alex Muhangi has several other apartments around town, some compete, others under construction. See this apartment in Najeera

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Maddox Sematimba gears up for concert

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Singer Maddox Ssematimba will tomorrow headlined his second concert happening at Sheraton Hotel Gardens. The concert dubbed Maddox Legendary Concert is organized by Sprout Africa, a company known for organizing the annual Tugende Mukikadde.

During a press conference held at Sheraton Hotel Ballroom on Tuesday evening, Maddox promised a show that Ugandans have never seen in a long time. “When it comes to doing live music, I trust myself on that and whoever doubts should make a date with me at Sheraton this Friday” Maddox said. He also went ahead and said that he will share stage with Legendary Singers Frank Mbalile and Sammy Kasule of Ziuwuuna Band. Among the young blood performing at Maddox show will be Spice Diana and Ykee Benda.

After the Sheraton Hotel show, Maddox will proceed to Freedom City on Sunday and also head to Jinja Trans Africa next weekend.

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