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Top Ten Pretending Music Artistes In Uganda, Forcing Talent

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music By Ian Ortega

These are artistes who think because they sound great in their shower rooms aka bathrooms, they have the music talent. We all know they are supposed to be in a different career but they insist on forcing the talent. These are the top pretending music artistes in Uganda.

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 MC Fish: Heard of that No-Chorus song and other sexual innuendo-fested songs, well MC Fish is behind such provoking crap. We blame MC Fish for the deafness of some of our relatives, my cousin could not stand listening to such nosense, he chose to become deaf rather than face such musical torture in his ears.

 Ronnie Stamina: Well, it’s not bad following your heart, but it’s also not good trying to sit on a charcoal stove just because your heart told you, your butt will get scorched. The best he has ever achieved in the music industry is bringing us the stamina dance which helped to make Eddie Kenzo a Grammy-material artiste, other than that, he has struggled with the mic claiming to be an artiste.

Zuena Cool: It’s good this one ran off early into better things. Zuena is the only multi-purpose celebrity in Uganda. She’s been a Miss Uganda contestant, she’s been an ex-girlfriend to Mowzey Radio, she’s the wife to Big Size, she’s also been an upcoming artiste with two songs to her name, she’s tried fashion designing, she’s done baking cakes (actually she’s great at this) and now she’s joining NTV as a host of a certain show. But music wise, goodness, you may make some dead artistes resurrect from their graves in protest.

Tip Swizy: His music talent is like wind, today it blows north, tomorrow it blows south. He just confuses us as to where to place him. There is an English word that is nearer to his name, that word is swishy, his talent is so far-fetched, my Speech day songs can challenge it.

Rachael K: This one was clever like Zuena, she ran away before things got worse. But she has a splendid voice and a wonderful figure but when it comes to producing music that is appeasing to the Ugandan fraternity, she’s always caught off-side.

Red Banton: Of course, Jose Chameleone was once his curtain-raiser and carried the loud speakers at his concerts. It is true, Banton really shone in his days but for this new generation, he had better accept to leave Kampala. Land in the village is lying virgin and people like Banton could become successful farmers that side.

Zari: Oh, you thought we could forget this one. From music artiste apparently, to a socialite who bribes journalists to write about her. Truth be told, the best Zari can do is perform in those karaoke pubs in Kabalagala. She can make a good artiste if she also does the singing in her bedroom or in the frog kingdom. Because of her, we know what it means when bad songs happen to bad people.

 Leila Kayondo: Yeah, beauty is not music. She can make a good waitress, a masseuse and a tenth wife to S.K Mbuga. Leila is struggling in this field. However, the talent is present, by luck, she may become a real superstar, like when Juliana, Rema, Iryn Namubiru and others get problems with their voices.

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Weasel Now Dating Miss Rwanda; Opening Borders of Love

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Weasel Manizo is finally happy once again and deeply in love. Even more interesting, he is now dating Miss Rwanda 2014, Teta Sandra.

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The two love birds can’t help but display public affection. The two currently live together and Weasel is even penning a love song inspired by Teta.

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Sheila Gashumba scared of break up with boyfriend ‘Gods Plan’.

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Uganda last knew about love in the days of Adam and Kaawa, in the days of Romeo and Juliet.

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But we have been blessed to have a modern version of that love. It is the love Sheilah Gashumba has for God’s Plan aka Marcus Ali Lwanga.

Gashumba is back to penning love messages to Marcus after rumours that he wanted to call it quits. Gashumba reminded Marcus that he means the entire world to her.

She almost sang him the famous song line; “bwogeeza nondekaawo nja kwekola ekintu.”

Sheilah Gashumba keeps reminding the world that God’s Plan took her from hell all the way into the villages of Heaven. Whatever she dreamed of, God’s Plan made it a reality…

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Joan Lule takea SITIMA Y’AMAKA to Top TV

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Former Bukedde and BBS Preseter has again landed in big monenies after Top TV beckoning the presenter to take on a big slot at the station.

Joan Lule’s signature TV show Sitima y’amaka is back but this time on Top TV. The show that started on 20th April has received massive acceptance and support in its two months on air. Sitima y’amaka airs every Saturday at 11PM.

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Joan Lule has maintained and kept her show interesting for long that all the stations that have sought her services have adopted the show into their programing.

Relatedly, the presenter has also shown interest in politics after announcing she will stand for Woman MP Mpigi district.

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