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Top Ten Pretending Music Artistes In Uganda, Forcing Talent

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music By Ian Ortega

These are artistes who think because they sound great in their shower rooms aka bathrooms, they have the music talent. We all know they are supposed to be in a different career but they insist on forcing the talent. These are the top pretending music artistes in Uganda.

 MC Fish: Heard of that No-Chorus song and other sexual innuendo-fested songs, well MC Fish is behind such provoking crap. We blame MC Fish for the deafness of some of our relatives, my cousin could not stand listening to such nosense, he chose to become deaf rather than face such musical torture in his ears.

 Ronnie Stamina: Well, it’s not bad following your heart, but it’s also not good trying to sit on a charcoal stove just because your heart told you, your butt will get scorched. The best he has ever achieved in the music industry is bringing us the stamina dance which helped to make Eddie Kenzo a Grammy-material artiste, other than that, he has struggled with the mic claiming to be an artiste.

Zuena Cool: It’s good this one ran off early into better things. Zuena is the only multi-purpose celebrity in Uganda. She’s been a Miss Uganda contestant, she’s been an ex-girlfriend to Mowzey Radio, she’s the wife to Big Size, she’s also been an upcoming artiste with two songs to her name, she’s tried fashion designing, she’s done baking cakes (actually she’s great at this) and now she’s joining NTV as a host of a certain show. But music wise, goodness, you may make some dead artistes resurrect from their graves in protest.

Tip Swizy: His music talent is like wind, today it blows north, tomorrow it blows south. He just confuses us as to where to place him. There is an English word that is nearer to his name, that word is swishy, his talent is so far-fetched, my Speech day songs can challenge it.

Rachael K: This one was clever like Zuena, she ran away before things got worse. But she has a splendid voice and a wonderful figure but when it comes to producing music that is appeasing to the Ugandan fraternity, she’s always caught off-side.

Red Banton: Of course, Jose Chameleone was once his curtain-raiser and carried the loud speakers at his concerts. It is true, Banton really shone in his days but for this new generation, he had better accept to leave Kampala. Land in the village is lying virgin and people like Banton could become successful farmers that side.

Zari: Oh, you thought we could forget this one. From music artiste apparently, to a socialite who bribes journalists to write about her. Truth be told, the best Zari can do is perform in those karaoke pubs in Kabalagala. She can make a good artiste if she also does the singing in her bedroom or in the frog kingdom. Because of her, we know what it means when bad songs happen to bad people.

 Leila Kayondo: Yeah, beauty is not music. She can make a good waitress, a masseuse and a tenth wife to S.K Mbuga. Leila is struggling in this field. However, the talent is present, by luck, she may become a real superstar, like when Juliana, Rema, Iryn Namubiru and others get problems with their voices.

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Fatboy returns to the airwaves

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By BigEyeUg Team

Former employee of 88.2 Sanyu FM, James Onen aka Fatboy is set to return on radio after almost two months of unemployment.

Fatboy was fired in June this year after reportedly masterminding a sit-down strike at the Kampala based ‘urban music station’.

This sent the radio management despairing for Fatboy’s quick replacement in the Sanyu FM Breakfast Club show and it’s perfect choice landed on comedian Patrick Salvado Idringi and RadioCity’s Miss Deedan.

The good news for Fatboy’s fans is that he has now new commitments with Reckless Radio.

His services will be in ‘The Fat Boy’ show airing from Monday to Friday, 6AM-10AM.

“The Fatboy Show” is a top quality 4-hour daily entertainment radio show hosted by James ‘Fatboy’ Onen, veteran radio presenter who for over two decades has been a dominant voice on morning prime time FM radio.

Joining him is Olive, a soft-spoken intellectual with a background in news, and the attitude of a soldier.

Reckless Radio is a Uganda-based digital radio station created by James ‘Fatboy’ Onen that aims to serve the needs of a growing class of media consumers who are looking for high quality radio content.

Congratulations FatBoy!

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Zahara Totto opens up on why her relationship with ‘Big Papa’ failed

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By BigEyeUg Team

Next Media, Zahara Totto is still mending a broken heart after breaking-up with Nigerian money bag, Don Solomon Ugwu aka Big Papa (Oga).

The ‘Uncut’ TV show host’s one-year affair with Don Solomon was confirmed done and dusted on Monday, 10th August after a bitter fight between the two lovers.

However, Zahara has since taken it to her Snap chat account spilling all the unbearable circumstances that sparked their misunderstandings.

The motor-mouthed TV presenter, narrates that all went wrong in her relationship when she found-out that boyfriend, Big Papa was sleeping around with other women.

She reveals that her efforts in resolving the issues together with hubby all ended in vain after he refuted all claims of cheating.

He instead continued sharing their bed with all kinds of city girls.

The mother-of-four also says Big Papa is disrespectful, non-developmental, adds no value to no one, among others, and that’s why she never regrets breaking-up with him.

Zahara further says she can’t take his behaviors anymore or stand him because he is disgusting.

Here is her statement in full;

Allow me tell you a short story. I have been busy working the anus decided to sleep with every slut who cares to open their legs to him thinking they will get rich from him! Such low thinking brains!

Am a one-man woman, and when I found out that’s the case I tried to talk to him so we solve things where it had gone wrong as I didn’t want the relationship to end! But the anus used that to his advantage to continue with his Ashawo behavior of sleeping with more sluts.

I was in Love cos we have been together for a year now! Didn’t want it to lose /

my man! But all in vain. The anus is disrespectful, non-developmental, adds no value to no one, etc.

He is threatening me right now for exposing is bleached jik pussy selling bitch who has worked so had to see that me and the anus separate. I can nolonger take it in anymore! I can’t stand him anymore! He disgusts me.

We will keep you posted.

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Audio: Crysto Panda drops new banger ‘Bino’

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By BigEyeUg Team

Multitalented personality, Kityamuwesi Herbert famously known as Crysto Panda is not stopping anytime soon when it comes to his music career. Although many had said that he landed a hit by chance, the Dance Party TV star has proved them wrong with another song.

Before we could digest his massive banger, ‘Kyoyina Omanya’ Panda has already added a new song ‘Bino’ to our menu.

‘Bino’ is roots from ‘Bino ebiluma abayaye’, one of the trending Luganda slangs to mean ‘what hurts people’.

In ‘Bino’, Crysto maintains his renown dancehall fusion style.

The song consists of pleasantly dazzling drums produced by Artin Pro (Axtra Nation studios).

This website has also learned from the artiste’s close friends that a high-budget video is underway within this month.

Listen to Bino by Crysto Panda here;

We will keep you posted.

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Sheebah names Ghetto Kids’ Patricia as Holic Pads brand ambassador

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By BigEyeUg Team

Young dance group, The Ghetto Kids’ Patricia Nabakooza has bagged a juicy gig as brand ambassador for singer Sheebah Karungi’s ‘Holic Pads’.

The good news crowning the young talented choreographer was shared on Wednesday afternoon by Sheebah herself.

The ‘Team No Sleep’ singer says there was no way she could miss-out working with Patricia bearing the fact that she has an outstanding work ethic and passion.

True Leaders Don’t Just Create Followers. They Create More Leaders. Meet Our Holic Pads Ambassador Patricia Sitya Loss 💜 I Love Working With This Young Queen, Her Work Ethic & Passion Is Everything!,” Sheebah wrote.

Patricia has also kick-started her new job in high gear with words endorsing the use of Holic pads by the girl-child during the menstrual days.

Every Girl, No Matter Where She Lives Deserves To Feel Comfortable During Her Red days. Have you used @holicpads Yet? What’s Your Experience?” stated Patricia.

Holic Pads are manufactured and sold under the ‘Nakyuka’ singer’s company, Sheebah Establishments.

Sheebah launched Holic pads earlier this year at Pearl of Africa Hotel witnessed by influential women in Uganda including; Barbie Kyagulanyi, Queen of Toro Best Kemigisha, Miss Uganda’s Brenda Nanyonjo, former Miss Uganda Brenda Abenakyo and many others.

At the event, Sheebah said she had been inspired by her past struggles to get pads to launch the business.

See more photos here;

Congratulations Patricia!

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