By Ian Ortega
Since we’ve had all kinds of battles in Uganda, it’s high time we have the battle of booties before Chris Mubiru comes back.
These are celebs that don’t need pillows and mattresses at home. They have the biggest and best-shaped back-side. They understand the line; “Shake what your mama gave you.” They have posteriors that will make you wish to hold them for just a second during a mosquito-no-pass dance.
A big backside, like the ones belonging to these ladies could help fight diabetes, say top Harvard Medical School researchers. When it comes to twerking, these ladies can do it so well if given a chance.
So for the Miss Booty Uganda contest, here are our contestants:
1. Straka
When Gravity was dating Straka, he sold off his mattress because he had bought an all-in-one. Why buy a mattress when you have Straka’s booty?
2. Catherine kusasira
Kati enkola ya booty, ayagala yatwala. Catherine has a big booty but it’s not perfectly shaped for twerking. It’s like that of Mama Phina.
3. Desire Luzinda
Her booty can make a man like Seya learn how to speak proper English. It can force you to empty you wallet, it can make you believe that she’s 25 years.
4. Juliana Kanyomozi
A sweet voice, a curvaceous body and a perfect booty, why does God give some ladies everything. I swear Juliana if you are reading this, my number is always attached at the bottom of the page for such reasons, give me a call and we organize a twerking session.
5. Brenda Nanyonjo
Only bad thing is that Brenda is as old as time, I grew up hearing of her name, she used to work together with Sylvia Owori but one thing I am certain of, she has something worth dying for. She can make you miss heaven while staring at what her mama gave her.
6. Sheebah Karungi
What should I say? You don’t see what I see.
7. Maureen Kabasiita
She’s one of the few music artistes who’s serious with working out. She’s always hitting the gym. She has a booty that would make the president to retire just to pursue this one vision.
8. Liane
She has the curves that make you appreciate the geometry of circular construction. She’s a booty goddess and she makes men yearn and worship at her temple as she sings on stage. Her booty is more popular than her music.
9. Rema
You know why Eddy Kenzo wants to win a Grammy award? Because Rema’s booty deserves such an award. What do you call a girl with sexy dimples, a cute face and a great booty? Stop thinking, her name is Rema.
10. Stecia Mayanja
For this booty, you can even rest on it. You can hang on their and she gives you a life. If she’s to twerk, even the ground with respond and the things in men’s boxers will salute.
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