By Sam Ugandan
5. Play hard to get with their phone numbers.
Girls normally act so hard with their numbers as if their sim cards are worth a million shillings, and what is more amusing is that when she finally gives you her number after claiming that she doesn’t give out her number that easily is that she will be the same person to complain why you don’t want to call her not knowing that after having your fair share of her cake you need new cake.
4. Done with Men
If you go on a date with a shawty, she will tell you how much she is tired of men with their lies and that she has been hurt several times and doesn’t hope to fall in love again. She goes ahead to tell you how she will never entrust anyone with her heart and yet that very night she will be launching or unleashing her two hit album personally.
3. Deny their names
Girls naturally hate their surnames and are not proud of them, I wonder why. For instance, if she is a musoga chic and she realizes that you like banyarwanda babes she will call herself ‘umweza’ or ‘murerwa’. If she is called ‘Nantale’ she will advise you to strictly call her ‘Nant’ and if you fail to do so, she’ll chuck you without warning. She’ll tell you to call her Bianca kumbe her real name is Arach or Ageno Consolate.
2. Virginity
Girls like bragging about how they are virgins especially those who aren’t. She will repeatedly swear that no one has tapped her cookie and that she is a born-again girl who is true with herself yet her gold mine is soon being closed down due to over exploitation.
1. “I don’t do it or make-out on the first date”
A girl will repeatedly remind you that she can’t have sex with you on the first day or date because “she is not that cheap or those are for those other girls who don’t have respect for their bodies.” What is shocking, though, is that she will unleash the goodies that very night and if you do the maths properly it’s still on the first date or day (now, i wonder who is cheap here).
