By Sam Ugandan
WEAKNESSES: You should never at any point tell a girl your weaknesses because it exposes how weak you are. It doesn’t matter whether you cum first or if you are good at betting (Keep that to yourself), get to know why Bebe cool sung coccodiosis.
FINANCIAL CONSTRAINTS: Never, at any time, open your mouth about how you are performing badly financially because ladies naturally hate the truth. If you are always broke just keep that to yourself because it will be a clear signal for her to leave you
PASSWORD: Never, at any time, disclose your password to your spouse whether it’s for facebook, whatsapp, twitter or email because passwords are hard to change. Sometimes you’ll end up remembering that fools password even when you break up.
PAST: Never, at any one time, should you teeth about your past because it is he present that matters. If your girlfriend passed on then keep that stuff to yourself because it’ll make her sadder or if you used to be a player, its better she finds out on her own.
INSECURITIES: Don’t ever be sincere with a girl or be straight with her weaknesses because you’ll hurt her miserably. If she is fat, has bogus hair or a gorilla foot and you failed to get a shoe that fits her, just buy her gumboots since they fit everyone, don’t ever tell her that her face needs surgery or she is looking nice but what happened to the boobies or if you think that she needs to see a Ssenga to correct the karahari problem.
If you get bewitched don’t say that i didn’t warn you!!