By Ian Ortega
Feeling bored? Okay, let’s rephrase that, “feeling that you are too boring to live?” Are you looking for ways to style up your life, to be that famous person everyone talks about, here are some quick tips for you to survive in this pot-holed nation and live the ultimate life you see on entertainment TV shows.
1. Take a Selfie
You don’t have to be rich to live like the rich. Kindly go to any top exclusive place in Kampala, and take a photo relaxing in one of the couches. Make sure you smile, the smile is very crucial, it shows that you are enjoying the ‘lie of your life’. Follow the selfie with a great caption like; “just bumped into Prince Ortega of the BigEye kingdom.” Be sure to add some instagram effects, tag some people, and then begin to count the LIKES and COMMENTS. Just in case you get no LIKES, delete the photo and repeat the process until, finally you come to a realization that you are just ugly and no one would dare waste their precious LIKE on your photo.
2. Begin a Blog and Critic a Loud Mouth
Begin a blog on a free hosting medium like wordpress or blogger.com. Then write a critic of Bebe Cool or Zuena, just write something and share on his Facebook page. Sit back and wait for a reply. Make the beef seem real when the reply comes around, this is your time to shine. Upload a photo of your rental house and ask Bebe Cool to first complete his own house before he can think of replying you. Get some popcorn and laugh your lungs out.
3. You must really be bored to read up to this point. For the remaining points, LIKEwww.facebook.com/ortegaiancom nothing in life comes for free.
