By Kimbugwe Muzaphal
Many people including my very self, will just watch TV and from nowhere, their passion in life is to become TV presenters, but do you/we ever pose and ask ourselves just about what it takes for one to be on TV?
Well, let me paint a picture of what it takes to be on TV!
It takes an ugly, confused, misplaced, inexperienced, mistaken, incongruous and tall for nothing girl with a fake accent to get you a stupid show on our TV airwaves. Oba how did she get her job? Anyway, those bu girls have connections!
It takes a spoilt, wasted, careless, stupid and wasted little brat to bring you a show on TV. Lol, that ka girl’s father just does everything for her to shine. Shyaa if the father wasn’t loaded, the ka girl would be somewhere selling egg plants.
It takes an exorbitantly th-illy and pretentious guy to bring you a good show. Damn, guy laughs ear to ear and lol, his clothes can make an inclusive world flag. Guy is like a Vitz in dangerous mechanical condition.
It takes a multi colored, bouncing castle type moving Christmas tree of a lady to bring you a great music show. She must be close friends with peter musiizi wa laangi for her to maintain that multi colored look mostly in her hair. Hahahaha, mbu she’s like a color wheel or painting palette.
Well, given above is just mere circumstantial analogy; a little touch on what the world out there has got say about different TV presenters and I do not think you and I would have an exception in this particular regard.
The world out there will always judge you meanly and they don’t care whether you do a good job or not. They surely give no damn most times. They will talk, talk and talk.
But even when the world talks and rubs it in their faces, we’ve seen these presenters do the undoable, brave the unbearable, stand the worst and all they’ve done is to better their best and struggle to bring us the best.
They do their job to perfection and to the rest of us it is made to look very easy; that’s why everyone thinks they can work on TV and be the best. This is simply because they that are already there have done well.
Nonetheless, to many it will seem like it’s a matter of standing in front of the camera.
So in light of the challenge ahead, I do ask and ask consciously; do you still want be on TV? How ready are you?