By Ian Nkera Ford
You meet a chic whose intellect passes for Harvard alumni. Her bank balance is always soaring as she works with these big reputable companies. She is tortured with compliments at every chance about how good she looks and basically the world seems at her feet. And very often you will hear people whisper, “ehh… maama… Linda has got it all.”
But to everyone’s dismay, there is a void in her life. Yes, I know how ridiculous that sounds. Thoughts must be going through your mind and wondering how a person who is brilliant, financially secure and most importantly beautiful can have a void. A void of companionship. I am talking about a special someone to share all these rare qualities you have got. A person she can run back to and narrate about her long day.
I mean she could as well smile at someone and they will come running or she could buy herself a date. I mean she apparently has it all. But this isn’t always the case as many of these people are still unfortunately single. So, why is Linda and many other beautiful, brilliant girls still on the shelf???
Many accomplished and attractive chics are so obsessed with that they have got and everything becomes about them. They will obsess about their looks and wealth and this never gives off a positive vibe to anyone interested. You will come off as being self centred who never gives a hoot about other people.
You hot and accomplished people have all these high standards you set. You want a tall, dark and handsome guy with a mouthwatering salary to stand a chance. That whole Mr. Right nonsense is a myth. For as long as you have that mindset, you could die on the spinster bed.
Once a girl is hot and she has brains and money to back it up, she will develop some nasty attitude and become a nuisance or what our Baganda people call,”MPUTU”. She will think that she has got balls and no one will ever get to talk sense into her. No one wants a chic with an inflated ego even if she had a Kim Kardashian behind and a Meagan Good face.
Beautiful ladies have a notion that they shouldn’t text first. You see that’s where you get it all wrong. Mbu ladies don’t initiate. Who says? I will be here waiting for you girls to text first or else die single.
So I appeal to young beautiful and successful ladies out there to get their act right or else die single. So just incase you ladies are now adjusted call me up on 0773456…… Haha… Adios BigEye family.