By Moses Abeka
The greatest value of a ”selfie” is best described in the lyrics of Demarco’s ”Show it”.
Sing along…
”If you sexy and you know it
And you really wanna show it,
Just show it! All you gotta do is show it!”
This is for my grown and sexy, the ones that feature on this list. A flower is not afraid to show its colours and give out its scent. Breasts soon become full and nipples become pointed! What is the point? Beauty can never be hidden! You see!
You can tell if a girl is ugly on facebook. She has Justin Bieber for profile picture and uploads photos taken from a distance or side ways.These are not the girls we are celebrating today.
Presenting to you our dear readers, the girls you must send to friend requests and get in the friend zone this festive season! Anything can happen in the friend zone!
“The #SamsungTwitterParty is back! Get ready to party the night away come 19th December at Zone 7 with fellow tweeps. Entrance is 15,000shs. Call 0775439894 for details. Great music and drinks.”
10.DAPHYN GUMA DAKYOO
This Kyambogo University babe can selfie! EhH! You can tell if she she missed lunch!
9. BARBIE KYAGULANYI
Married to the money, love and fame. The only thing she needs is a selfie. Read lyrics above!
8.WERU IRENE
Infectious smile and a dimple to behold; she lights up the hood!
7.LYNDA DDANE
There is something deep about her. Something deeper than her dimples!
6.GLORIA DRAKE
Since she stopped uploading Drizzy Drake’s photos, we have never loved her more! The ultimate inspiration to writing a great article!
5. MARTINAH CAYLE ARLETTE
Hi, beautiful!
4. BIRUNGI JAYLOR
Ex Miss UG contestant , she became addicted to the flashing lights! One of the girls to look out for in this entertainment scene come 2014!
3. SHEILAH CAROL GASHUMBA
The 17 year old is beautifully living beyond her age!
2. ZARI
It is said Zari was once a secretary at a meeting. Below are the minutes she wrote.
a) TOOK A SELFIE BEFORE PRAYER
b) CHAIRMAN ADDRESSED US. TOOK A SELFIE WITH HIM AFTER SPEECH
c)ANY OTHER BUSINESS: no other business, meeting is done. Took selfie with the vice, she had an old i phone! lol!
d) Meeting ended: TOOK selfie with everyone!
1.DOLLAR POUNDS
The creme dele creme. Roll a red carpet for the queen of selfies; the ultimate inspiration to this article! The only thing Dollar awaits is a Selfie App that supports uploading photos in 3D or 5D!
To contact the writer;
EMAIL: moses24seven@gmail.com
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/moses.abeka24
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