By Moses Abeka
Residents of Bupadengo village in Iganga are in utter shock after one Nabirye a 2 months pregnant resident developed a rare taste for the dreaded, feaces, in dry form.
Bigeye.Ug snoops revealed that she threatens to starve her husband as a woman if her demands are not met.
Craving is defined as an intense desire to consume a particular food, stronger than simply normal hunger and is associated with pregnancy. While some crave for fruits or clay, Bigeye.Ug staunch reader Gloria Drake has promised to crave for my articles when we make a baby.
Back to Bupadengo, Kagaire a resident revealed that Namusoke has a thing for smelly stuff, the reason she rears smelly billy goats.
“She used to sit in the smelly kraal for hours or could be humming to Mega Dee’s songs near a latrine during her first pregnancy,” said the husband.
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However, the husband praises his love for understanding the state of the economy. “While some ask for eggs and liver, I just shit for her supper”, he bragged.
Residents predict that the child will have shit in its brains. “Baddazala omwana kadooma!,” one Wandege lamented.
Scientifically, the sun sterilises the feaces and animals like rabbits eat their droppings and redigest them as a survival adaptation to make use of all utilisable nutritients. Dogs eat their puke for the same reason which could be compared to ruminants chewing their cud. Answers to questions in the minds of residents of Bupadengo and you the reader could lie in evolution.
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