By Ian Ortega
1. God must have created batooro on a Sunday when he was Chillaxin…these jamas are too Calm. I am sure when shot, they die in Slow Motion.
2. You know you’re Broke when the only money you have are the 1, 5 and 10 Shilling coins from Shoprite.
3. Shakira: “hey u, I’m on twira, follow me” Okello: “Where are u going?”
4. Judge: “How many men did you have intercourse with?”
Badblack: “Ssebo mukama wange Course eyo sajisoma, yalinzibu.”
5. Women, ahaa… She puts on ear rings, too much makeup, fake eye lashes plus a wig then she has the audacity to ask “Honey, do I look natural?”
6. You have a good time with her in Club, even kiss passionately, she agrees to go home with you, takes a shower and joins you in bed putting on just your t-shirt and nothing else then as u start to make a move she asks…. What are you doing? We are just friends…n she means it…. Tu***vuu!!!
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