By Ian Ortega
By the time you are reading this, MC Kats will have moved out the last of his property from the house they have been sharing with Fille.
We have learned that the two have separated and are now back to the hunting grounds. It all started weeks after Fille gave birth to their baby. An excited MC Kats immediately assured people that Kwanjula and wedding was on. The fundraising begun but to many of us who know Kats, this was a wedding he’d imagined in his wet dreams.
Signs of no-wedding begun showing when MC Kats in a bufallo-ish show down with the Queen’s Language took to his Facebook and ranted about being used like a condom by the sangomas. Apparently they had failed to keep their promises as regards his wedding. The imp then went in silent mode hoping that we would forget about the wedding.
However, Fille’s parents could not have anymore of his lies. They exerted pressure on Fille who in turn exerted pressure on the imp. As such, an ultimatum was given, the parents boldly told Kats if he failed to show up before the 2016 elections, they would not allow him to have more erections with their daughter.
So on Friday last week, MC Kats got home smoking his cigarettes and found Fille waiting by the door. His suitcases had been packed and Fille relieved him of duties as her manager. A wailing Kats begun pleading with Fille but she instead focused on breastfeeding their baby while sorting out the other remains of Kats.
Kats has also been going around telling all those that care to know how he’s been dumped by Fille. Fille says her music career has lagged because of mixing love with business. She tells friends that Kats doesn’t want her to become more known than him.
“He never books me on international concerts, I should now be performing at the Super bowl but check, I am now just a Karaoke girl whose main job is to be a house wife,” says Fille.
On top of this, Kats’ love for taking off other ladies’ knickers had also skyrocketed. From the time Fille was 6 months pregnant till now, Kats has been feasting on a number of girls with the careless abandon of a Ugandan player.
There you have it, another celebrity couple gone to the rubbish can. Where did Kats put the money we collected towards the wedding? Our money!!!