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LADIES: 12 Things You Should Do Right Before Sex

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Wouldn’t it be nice if spontaneous sex happened in real life the way it did in the movies? You know, when you can actually start ripping clothes off in a moment of passion and get right to it…with zero stress? Unfortunately, we have way too many preferred pre-sex rituals for that kind of impulsive sex to happen completely carefree. We much prefer when we have time to do these things (even if we’d never admit it publicly):

1. Whip Out That Matching Lingerie That Never Sees the Light of Day
And then struggle to decide whether you’ll wear it uncomfortably under your clothes for the entire date or keep it in your purse so you can put it on in the bathroom pre-action.

2. Shave—or Wax, or Depilate—Everything
You’ll let the unruly hair go free later, but sometimes you just want to be smooth, damnit.

3. …Or Awkwardly Dry Shave in the Bathroom Right Before
This is what happens when you try to be spontaneous. You remember your woolly mammoth legs and wind up surreptitiously landscaping with his razor under the guise of “freshening up.”

4. Do a Hack Job Tidying Up Your Room to Appear Like a Functioning Member of Society
You’re not going to deep clean your apartment or anything—but you will throw all of your strewn clothing, embarrassing knickknacks, and garbage in your closet to keep up appearances. And make your bed, you guess.

5. Give Yourself a Thorough Inspection Down There
Of course, you know rationally that your vulva is going to look exactly the same as it did last time, but if someone is going to be up in your business, you’re going to give it a once-over before he does.

6. Prep a Playlist
Are you going to leave your sexy-time fate up to the shuffle gods and accidentally wind up bumping uglies to Taylor Swift or something? No way.

7. Pee, Obviously 
Who wants to be an accidental squirter? Not you.

8. Guard What You Eat All Day Pre-Sex
If you’re going to be getting busy that night, avoiding gas-inducing and high-sodium foods is pretty much mandatory for your peace of mind.

9. Do Smell Checks Everywhere
Catching a whiff of your armpits as you sexily strip down is an art form—and you are a master.

10. Consider Doing Something Drastic Down There
Sprays, douches, anything to make sure you’re fresh and clean. But then you just wash it like a normal person because your lady parts are sensitive.

11. Mentally Check Whether You Used Your Birth Control as Directed Lately
Even if you’re the most meticulous person ever, impending sex sets your mind into overdrive.

12. Give Yourself a Pep Talk in the Bathroom Mirror
You’re in there peeing and brushing your teeth, anyway. You may as well tell yourself you’re a sexy beast who is about to knock some seriousheadboard. Or at least practice your smolder for a minute.

Source: Women’s Health

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Rema and Hamza show-off with fancy Iddi day celebrations, see photos

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Songstress Rema Namakula together with her newly married husband Dr. Hamza Sebunya are yet again an item grinding social media and becoming the main talk around town.

This follows Rema storming social media with conspicuous photos together with her husband, Hamza on Iddi Day, the photos which have since hit-hard to their tormentors.

The pics have also sent her ex-lover, Eddy Kenzo’s fans babbling with criticizing comments.

It has been Rema’s efforts and dream of having a relationship so good this far, that everyone is jealous of it.

The ‘Clear’ singer also believes that if you want a relationship that looks and feels like the most amazing thing on earth, you need to treat it like it is the most amazing thing on earth.

The lovely couple is closing-in to a one-year marriage anniversary since their glamorous ‘Kwanjula’ ceremony in November, 2019.

Rema and Hamza haven’t had a child yet together but their marriage is really fascinating and prove its their wish to have one and when.

Rema’s actions, words, music are undoubtedly provocative to her baby papa, Eddy Kenzo ever since they broke-up before she hooked herself a new man of her dreams, Hamza Sebunya.

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Rema surprises fans by wishing Lydia Jazmine a happy birthday

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Musician Rema Namakula always had a surprise for her fans. When people expect her not to do something, it is the very thing that she does. This always leaves her on the tongues of many.

The latest from Rema Namakula’s surprise docket is her humble birthday wishes to fellow singer Lydia Jazmine whose relationship with Rema’s ex-hubby Eddy Kenzo remains questionable to date.

It should be recalled that before Rema and Kenzo’s love affair hit rock bottom, the ‘Mugole’ and ‘Omalawo’ singer had established an imminent relationship together to a point of cracking suggestions from the public that they were indeed dating.

Here are some of the photos between Eddy Kenzo and Jazmine;

Rema’s move has since left majority of the public’s eyebrows risen and wondering what could be her motive behind this post.

Here are some of the screenshots of the comments from her post;

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Comedian Alex Muhangi showers fiancée, Prim with charming birthday message

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One of the most celebrated celebrity-couple in the country is labelled to be that of comedian, Alex Muhangi and radio host, Prim Asiimwe.

The two make such an appealing pair, inspirational and define that Love really fills our lives with sense.

Like its renown for ‘power couples’, Alex and Prim have overly chosen to love and support each other even in those moments when they struggle to like each other.

The Comedy Store CEO has always recounted Prim as a ‘sight for sore eyes’ and ‘hot dish’ that any man around the world would be desperate to have on his shoulder.

With this, it’s not a surprise that he solely stands to be the one delivering lovely birthday wishes to the Galaxy FM presenter.

In Alex’s adorable birthday words to Prim, he concedes that behind every great man is not a woman, she is beside him, she is with him, not behind him.

Read Alex Muhangi’s birthday message to lover Prim Asiimwe;

Today is more than just 24 hours to me.

My most intimate friend and mother of my child marks another year since her birth.

I join her to celebrate her life, the memories, the happiness she has breathed into my life ever since we crossed paths.

HBD Prim Asiimwe

For the love birds, magic is in the air and may they be blessed with lots of love and happiness.

Happy Birthday Prim!

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Sheebah Karungi shares heartwarming letter to her brother. Read it here!

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Songstress, Sheebah Karungi is one person who appreciates her brother’s love and protection.

Taking it to her social media with pride, Sheebah has poured out her heart for the unique man character in her life, cherishing his efforts in making her life gleeful.

She also gets down on her knees with thankfulness for the support rendered by some other few undisclosed men especially during this COVID-19 pandemic season.

Read Sheebah’s letter in full;

This gentleman here is saved as “Main man” in my phone for so many reasons! One of the things am so grateful for during this Quarantine is Time spent with the main men in my life including my favorite, My brother. 

I still can’t believe you tagged along with me for this birthday! I love how we are both invested in each other’s happiness.

We’ve both been so hard on ourselves because we’ve literally been working since, we were kids.

know it was needed as still needed because we still have a lot to accomplish but am glad, we are living a little more now.

Am in a very good place right now because so many reasons but mostly, the Love & support I get from the men in my life.

I don’t know what i would without you guys, thank you for loving me with no expectations.

Thank you for truly caring about my health & happiness, not so many people really care🥂 Mukama abankumire

For over the years, it has been unfamiliar for any man to receive such an intimate recognition and applause from Sheebah and with this message you can guess how important these are in her life.

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