By Ian Ortega
Game recognizes game, so they say. It did happen that as we crept into the weekend, a one King Lawrence, an accomplice to Ivan Ssemwanga had managed to play East Africa’s top socialites. From our very own Kim Kardashian aka Zari Zaitun Kirigwajjo to Kenya’s Marilyn Munroe aka Huddah Munroe, the King had proven to be good at this game.
They say, don’t hate the player, hate the game. The blonde socialites couldn’t swallow this fact. After finding out that he had beaten them at their game. That he had cast himself as the doctor meant to treat their Open Leg syndrome, the two socialites decided to partner up to teach him a lesson. It was a lesson that was later to backfire.
At first, Huddah insisted that she had only met King Lawrence for not more than two hours, only for King to bring up evidence on the contrary. Although she insisted that she met him the way a celebrity meets her fan, the suggestive photos they took, speak otherwise. Then other photos came out, of King Lawrence snuggling with Huddah the next day, proving his point that he had paid her for the one night stand. King Lawrence claims he paid $1000 to Huddah in order to open up her legs. Huddah asked King Lawrence to prove with a bank statement. But we all know, victims that suffer from OLS only take cash.
Realizing that it was getting out of hand, Huddah decided to put down her initial scathing post on King Lawrence. But great players play the game to win; King Lawrence was determined to play the game to its full end. He then began talking of a sex tape where Huddah was twerking for him in the bedroom. A few snip shots were released and this could have scared Huddah even more.
In a game where someone is a legend, there was no way Huddah was to win. King Lawrence has nothing to lose in the game. He has no downside, unlike the other men that Huddah had beaten in the past. King Lawrence has only the upside, every outcome works in his favour.
Perhaps Huddah should also have realized that King Lawrence has a grand history of keeping records of his track. When he had a one-off with Juliana Kanyomozi, he posted the evidence for all to see on social media. When he banged Zari and later paid her money, he went ahead to post recordings to prove his allegations.
In the words of King Lawrence to Huddah:
“B–ch you attacked me from nowhere and now you delete all the posts. You wanted a car, helped you fulfill your dream and then you repay me by dissing me. Broke b–ch cant attack me. Zari advised you wrongly. She is jelousy of you bse you are younger and more beautiful. Thats why she advised you to attack me. Ok guys think about this, do u think these so called BossB–ches buy business class tickets to fly abroad, book into expensive hotels and take pics of hotels beds themselves? Can they even afford all this? Do they sleep in those beds alone? We are the ones who pay for all that. We are the behind the scenes funders. Do we do it for free? Not at all. How do get paid? Then you two Broke BossB–ches gang on me. Im sorry I used both of you. I can only apologize if you refund my money back. You arent role models, you are just Instagram B–ches.”
And in the words of Huddah Munroe:
“After all is said and done, Kinglawrenc needs to sit down and let us see the man behind his shady a**! I don’t like to give my time to irrelevant people lakini Huyu pumbavu inabidi mtu amkomeshe! kinglawrenc , your work is to disrespect women! Kazi yake huyu bwana, is to sleep with women and take videos then expose on the Internet! Before I go any further please can you POST the RECEIPT , or the BANK TRANSFER DOCUMENTS for the Range Rover you are telling Ugandans and EA you bought for me fool! What money do u have? Huyu pumbavu was brought to my hotel In SA by a friend coz he said he is a BIG FAN, only to realize he was looking for fame . I barely spent 2hrs with this f–got and his crew , I took pics with him like a Celeb and a fan then went back to my room , But he chose to use that ONE pic he has with me and say we are dating all over Ugandan news papers! Begging me to go to Uganda so that newspapers will believe we are dating! Can u afford me you bastard? before you talk sh-t about a mother like Zari , please stop posting money , post a BANK STATEMENT that’s what matters and that shows A REAL BOSS! And also Stop creating fake stories that u ELEVATE lives of East African female celebrities you dunno me , I don’t know u! We met once, for hours at a hotel lobby and that’s it! Stop looking for fame with other men’s properties , cars and wives MOTHERF–KER grow up!”
In the end, King Lawrence had managed to prove that he’s King over the top East Africa socialites. He had drilled the honey pots of the two socialites that everyone thought were beyond control. He started with our own Kim Kardashian aka Zari to Kenya’s Marilyn Munroe aka Huddah.
It also seemed that in just a single day, King Lawrence’s international status had surpassed the rest of the Rich Gang. A man loses nothing when the whole world knows that he has banged a number of ladies. However, a lady has something to lose. A key that can open many locks is worth having. A lock that can be opened by many keys is worth throwing.
Game recognizes game. He combined the two and beat them at their game… that’s what defines an Alpha. Respect the game….we bow to those who play the game to win. How could the two ladies have won the game when they didn’t know the rules. Number one rule of winning the game is “Know the rules.” Number two rule is “don’t forget rule number one”.
Finally, we also learned, the only way to win the game is to make the rules and to make sure that your opponent is unaware of the rules, so you can always surprise them with new rules.
Perhaps, King Lawrence ought to write his biography titled: THE KING LAWRENCE BIOGRAPHY: How I banged the Marilyn Munroe (Huddah) and Kim Kardashian (Zari) of East Africa.
Yes, the King outsmarted the blondes and in that one moment, he claimed his throne to the fullest.