Kenyans and Nigerians have taken to twitter again to fight their useless wars. Here is a selection of tweets compiled by Ghafla for your reading pleasure. the hash-tag is #StupidNigerianProverbs
@xtiandela: #StupidNigerianProverbs When you see a woman running holding her head instead of holding her breasts, know something is wrong somewhere
@nzots: #StupidNigerianProverbs the man who marries a beautiful woman and a man who plants corn by the roadside have the same problem
@xtiandela: #StupidNigerianProverbs No matter how far you urinate, the last drop always falls at your feet
@nzots: #StupidNigerianProverbs no matter how hot your anger is,it cannot cook yam
@Brian_Mudanya: #StupidNigerianProverbs a man’s wealth is determined by the size of his rectum
@nzots: #StupidNigerianProverbs it requires alot of care to kill a fly that perches on your scrotum.
@Ms_Matei: #StupidNigerianProverbs a man insulted by his children is a man insulted by his genitalia”
@PeeNdungu #StupidNigerianProverbs A man on a bicycle is worth two on the pavement.
@nzots: #StupidNigerianProverbs a child can play with his mother’s breasts but not his father’s testicles
@Brian_Mudanya: #StupidNigerianProverbs never judge a Nigerian by the size of their brain, their rectums are larger
@xtiandela: #StupidNigerianProverbs Only a naughty boy will play with his fathers private parts
@xtiandela: #StupidNigerianProverbs Do not scratch your buttocks infront of fellow men
@Brian_Mudanya: #StupidNigerianProverbs the size of your wife determines the amount of food in your store
@xtiandela: #StupidNigerianProverbs How far you urinate determines how far you think
@Demutumad: #StupidNigerianProverbs show me your palms and i’l show you the vaseline you use
@Onchosky: A fish and bird may fall in love but the two cannot go to bed together #StupidNigerianProverbs
@xtiandela: #StupidNigerianProverbs A monkey that eats grass instead of bananas is a goat
@NyagaDavid: #StupidNigerianProverbs “If the throat can swallow a knife, the anus must find a way of expelling it
@Onchosky: #StupidNigerianProverbs “The anus doesn’t teach the mouth the sweetness of food
@Onchosky: “However much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always remain behind’ ~~~~~ #StupidNigerianProverbs
@xtiandela: #StupidNigerianProverbs The three words that will bring down any man in the world “IS”..”IT” AND “IN” together in a sentence
@roma_sic6: #StupidNigerianProverbs only a stupid man points at his father’s house with the left hand
@BrianMatheka: he who sleeps with an itchy anus wakes up with smelling fingers #StupidNigerianProverbs
@allansez: #StupidNigerianProverbs two breast in hand is worth thousand in other girls
@wanjiru_mashua: #StupidNigerianProverbs a wife in bed is worth ten down the street
@alfonsosucre: #StupidNigerianProverbs.. When a ripe fruit sees an honest man, it drops