After the most eligible spinster, Toro princess Ruth Komuntale, was whisked from our endowed backyard, Ugandans seem to have finally opened their sleepy eyes. Facebook users have hatched a new trend of searching to make up for the loss of their prominent daughters. Surprisingly, girls have also joined the campaign, casting their tattered nets in deep waters, hoping to catch a sexy singing mermaid or hunky shark of sorts!
An independent investigation of this new trend by this website reveals that the most “wanted” celebrities include Rappers Chipmunk and Drake, Jamaican singer Nyanda, pop sensation Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus. Some post on their walls and the gullible Ugandans get so excited when their distant spouses-to- be comment on their posts. They share the post claiming they are getting hitched.
Here is one of the most hilarious posts we came across.
Walter’s post on Nyanda’s wall.
>>i found your missed calls. Obadde okambaki, dear.#slipperyWHENwet #maddtune#6 on radiocity ug!
NYANDA:THANK YOU!
The downside of this courtship play is that most international celebrities’ social media accounts are managed by their publicity teams.
Also many ghost celebrity accounts exist. We wish our sons and daughters all the best!