By Sam Ugandan
Bazaars or trade fairs at campuses back in the day used to be places where you can get high quality stuff (as in non mu-china) so cheaply at a discounted price but these days bazaars have really lost meaning.
UCU BAZAAR: It is the only bazaar where they sell bibles, rosaries while not forgetting that you have to buy those bibles when you are clad in non-skimpy outfit or atleast a jean if you are a babe. But the question remains, are they really that holy?? If I respond to that, Jesus will give me a diplomatic passport to hell.
GULU BAZAAR: It is the only bazaar where you get things like Odi, Malakwang, Lapena and Oyado (am sorry for speaking Chinese my brothers and sisters) not forgetting pork of course. Its motto should be changed to success without pork is not success.
MUST BAZAAR: It is the only bazaar where they sell milk, ghee and honey. (Yamawe!!…hati konka bashemererwa namagaragabwe), now I think I know why they have alot of water (in their markets) and healthy bodies. (Are other girls listening attentively? hope so!)
[showmyads]
MUK BAZAAR: It is the best university in Africa (when it comes to strikes), am sorry for going off-topic but it is the only bazaar where you can get teargas. I think there will be no more strikes after lecturers failed to wait for the goats to grow in-order for them to attain 100 percent profits.
KYAMBOGO BAZAAR: hmmm… This one is the best. It is the only bazaar where they sell fried cassava, pop-corns, fffene (jack-fruit), g.nuts, pancakes and Gonja, ajono and kwete
