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How To Spot A Fake Kampala Wannabe, the Zari Type!

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By Ian Ortega

Have you seen these girls who make you doubt they’re Ugandan? In the morning, they have American accents, in the afternoon, they have British accents and in the evening while buying rolex or after the conductor denies them their change, their accent turns to pure Luganda, that one sewn with proverbs and sayings.

So here’s how to spot those wannabes, just pray you are not one of them or she’s not your girlfriend.

1. They adore big sun-glasses despite the weather. Whether sunny or windy, night or day, they will have their sun-glasses even in the night clubs.

2. They carry very big hand-bags. She can carry out your whole apartment in her bag starting from the tinny things like match-boxes to heavy things like micro-waves and extensions.

3. They are usually very beautiful but she will make sure her other friends are super ugly so that she can be spotted as out-standing.

4. They struggle to walk in stilettos and all types of high heels. Once in club, they take off the high heels and walk around bare-footed.

5. They attend club without any knickers in their dresses and skimpy outfits. This is done so that they can shake whatever their mother gave them without struggling.

6. They know every celebrity in town, when you talk about Bebe Cool, she will talk about Peter Miles.

7. They move with headsets in their heads pretending to be busy with their music yet will jump high when a bodaboda hoots.

8. They talk about expensive places they’ve never been to, like the Pyramids in Kampala, Pearl Restaurant at Serena etc.

9. They enjoy commenting on Facebook statuses just to bring about beef. When she reads that Ian Ortega updated his status saying he stays in Naalya, she will ask him to prove whether he owns the house. This is a strategy they use to spot their next prey.

10. They claim that hot and famous guys have tried to vibe them but they keep saying NO.

11. They just point at their house but they can never allow you to reach talking of strict parents. Truth be told, when they show you a mansion as their home, look around for the neighbouring house in poor condition, chances are, that is her real home.

12. Their favourite food when you ask them is: chicken biryani, lasagna, Marinated Chicken, Hot Sauce Wings but the fact is, her real favourite food is sweet potatoes, g-nuts and mukene.

13. They post nude photos on Facebook and follow up with religious status updates and complain about men hitting on them in their inbox.

14. She TyPes Lik3 cOz ACcoRDinq tO h3r fWinkInq itzzz V3wi PW33tY.=))

15. ADD MORE…. Doreen Kabareebe is watching.

 

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Hajji Haruna Mubiru Stuck In Domestic Violence Accusations

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By BigEyeUg Team; Kream Production CEO Hajji Haruna Mubiru is drowning in deep waters after being landed into domestic accusations by fellow singer, at the same time girlfriend Kemirembe Sarah aka Kemi Sera.

According to Kemi Sera, she was blindfolded by the extreme intimacy that Hajji Haruna bathed her during their relationship infant stages not until when everything overturned over out of the blue.

The ‘Malala’ singer reveals that Haruna acts inflicted deep pain on her as it prompted her to resort to alcoholism, something she had never opted for in her entire life.

Women are like babies; its easy to lie to us. When a man says he loves you, you see like you have reached, you can’t even think about the time of breakup. Haruna used to beat me up, he used to accuse me for sleeping with other men, made up many fake stories about me, he hurt me a lot and it even pushed me into drinking alcohol,” Kemi said.

Hajji Haruna Mubiru and Kemi Sera

She is also worried of Haruna’s status of being older, popular, rich and more established than her because this might cover up her reality story from public attention and help if any.

 “I have been Hajji Haruna’s wife but not anymore, just know I started that relationship with someone who is much older, popular, rich and established than me, so I had to fight a lot for myself.” she adds.

Sera thinks maybe Haruna’s decision to dump her might have been made after her getting an accident that got her badly injured in her entire body.

He dumped me when I got an accident, I don’t know, maybe he saw that I wasn’t looking beautiful anymore or my face wasn’t that appealing. I really don’t know,” she further states.

Kemi Sera’s sustained injuries after nasty accident.

Kemi is in line of female celebrities such as Anita Da Diva, Weasel’s girl-friend Talia Kassim among others that are good victims of domestic violence.

Apparently, Kemi Sera is seeking for help from prominent herbalist Maama Fiina after accumulating rent arrears that may lead her from being evicted from her house.

The two have often denied having an affair until now when Kemi Sera is accusing her former music boss of brutalizing their bedroom matters.

We will keep you posted

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Galaxy FM’s Prim Asiimwe Heaps Up Love Praises For Hubby Alex Muhangi

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By BigEyeUg Team; When we talk about one of the most silent celebrity couples in Uganda is that of fabled comedian Alex Muhangi and radio personality Prim Asiimwe.

Trust me, the two have overly expressed nothing like love nimiety in public like its fond-of majority of the celebrity couples.

However, for the first time in public, the Galaxy FM radio presenter has showered the Comedy Store Uganda CEO with praises for being the best man of her dreams.

Speaking at a local TV interview, Prim consented Alex as a responsible, hardworking and darling husband in their relationship journey.

He is a loving, caring, and calm man. He often spends most of his time home trying to improve his work and family. Alex has never disappointed and disrespected me but instead lit my life,” said Prim.

Alex Muhangi and lover Prim Asiimwe

It should also be noted that ever since the Slim-penciled radio presenter graduated from Cavendish University with a Degree in Journalism and Mass Communication, she has been promised a double dowry by the husband.

The two are smoothly strolling a six-years relationship with only one child blending their love.

What a lovely couple this is!

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I Undress My Bra When Am With Chosen Blood – Winnie Nwagi Confesses

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By BigEyeUg Team; Ugandan bootylicious songstress, Winnie Nwagi has finally opened-up what continuously keeps her down-to-the-wire with male singer Chosen Blood.

In her latest social media post, the ‘Jangu’ has not taken it lightly as she confessed her feelings being uncontrolled to a “bra-off” extent whenever she gets close to Chosen.

“How can I be with him and I put on a bra?” wrote Winnie Nwagi.

Winnie Nwagi and Chosen Blood

The ‘Yitayo’ singers have overly been spotted in cozy sessions despite insisting with unclear remarks regarding their relationship until today when Nwagi pulled out a master card on it.

Can we be contented that it’s merely a bra-off affair? well we shall keep you posted incase their intimacy unfolds.

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Fille: I Quietly Lived An Abusive Relationship

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By BigEyeUg Team; Songstress Fille Mutoni’s longtime hidden love story continues to sink pain deeper in hearts of majority of the public.

This has greatly ruined morale and hope for fresh couples in love as they come to realize that her song ‘Fall in love again’ was based on a true story.

One of the most tearful bit is when she unmasks prolonged domestic violence from her baby daddy MC Kats despite her refuting to open up to any authority or relative.

Fille Mutoni

Fille says one of the reasons as why she would never forgive the NBS TV presenter is violating her rights as a woman and disrespecting her amidst all the pain she holds as the mother of his daughter.

She also promised to bare the sweat and responsibility of her daughter until she grows up.

However, MC Kats has since paid a deaf ear to Fille’s allegations to date.

We will keep you posted

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