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How To Spot A Fake Kampala Wannabe, the Zari Type!

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By Ian Ortega

Have you seen these girls who make you doubt they’re Ugandan? In the morning, they have American accents, in the afternoon, they have British accents and in the evening while buying rolex or after the conductor denies them their change, their accent turns to pure Luganda, that one sewn with proverbs and sayings.

So here’s how to spot those wannabes, just pray you are not one of them or she’s not your girlfriend.

1. They adore big sun-glasses despite the weather. Whether sunny or windy, night or day, they will have their sun-glasses even in the night clubs.

2. They carry very big hand-bags. She can carry out your whole apartment in her bag starting from the tinny things like match-boxes to heavy things like micro-waves and extensions.

3. They are usually very beautiful but she will make sure her other friends are super ugly so that she can be spotted as out-standing.

4. They struggle to walk in stilettos and all types of high heels. Once in club, they take off the high heels and walk around bare-footed.

5. They attend club without any knickers in their dresses and skimpy outfits. This is done so that they can shake whatever their mother gave them without struggling.

6. They know every celebrity in town, when you talk about Bebe Cool, she will talk about Peter Miles.

7. They move with headsets in their heads pretending to be busy with their music yet will jump high when a bodaboda hoots.

8. They talk about expensive places they’ve never been to, like the Pyramids in Kampala, Pearl Restaurant at Serena etc.

9. They enjoy commenting on Facebook statuses just to bring about beef. When she reads that Ian Ortega updated his status saying he stays in Naalya, she will ask him to prove whether he owns the house. This is a strategy they use to spot their next prey.

10. They claim that hot and famous guys have tried to vibe them but they keep saying NO.

11. They just point at their house but they can never allow you to reach talking of strict parents. Truth be told, when they show you a mansion as their home, look around for the neighbouring house in poor condition, chances are, that is her real home.

12. Their favourite food when you ask them is: chicken biryani, lasagna, Marinated Chicken, Hot Sauce Wings but the fact is, her real favourite food is sweet potatoes, g-nuts and mukene.

13. They post nude photos on Facebook and follow up with religious status updates and complain about men hitting on them in their inbox.

14. She TyPes Lik3 cOz ACcoRDinq tO h3r fWinkInq itzzz V3wi PW33tY.=))

15. ADD MORE…. Doreen Kabareebe is watching.

 

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Video: Zahara Totto beaten by hubby, Big Papa before bitter split

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By BigEyeUg Team

The sudden breakup between NBS TV’s Zahara Totto and her boyfriend, Don Solomon Ugwu alias Big Papa (Oga) continue to surface with more secrets spilled regarding their one-year old relationship.

Issues seem not light at all as we may have earlier anticipated, for the motor-mouthed media personality after another video storming social media today showing a bitter fight between Zahara and now ex-boyfriend, Don Solomon.

In the video, the mother of four is seen ridiculously nagging and clinging to her boyfriend as she begs him not call it quits in their relationship.

She is later thumped to the ground continuously by Big Papa giving her no chance again in his life.

The fight is most-likely to have been a continuation of the leaked audio where Oga was hectically trying to conclude his affair with the ‘Uncut’ show host.

Watch video here;

We will keep you posted

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Sheilah Gashumba’s relationship with boyfriend, Gods Plan on the rocks

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By BigEyeUG Writer

It seems our favourite young celebrity couple Sheila Gashumba and boyfriend GodsPlan are taking a break. Just days after city socialite Ali Marcus alias Godsplan came out on his Snapchat to reveal his break up with his long time fiancée Sheilah Gashumba, it is now clear that the two have let go of each after deleting their pictures as couple on instagram.

According to information gathered, the two who had many pictures of each other all over instagram surprised their fans when they deleted pictures of them as couple leaving their own singles.

It is said that the two love birds had reached the darkest part of it all after they both started hitting at themselves with allegations of infidelity which forced God’s plan to announce their splitting. “I can confirm me and lil stunner have parted ways,” he said.

Sheilah and God’s plan started dating three years ago and have been able to live in the spotlight as a young celebrity couple. The two have been known for living a lavish lifestyle with trips and vacations. They have been able to do things together regardless of their fights.

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Comedian Chiko officially introduced by his fiancée

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Following what the weekend had in store for Uganda’s stand up comedian Frank Mubiru better known as Chiko of the Madrat and Chiko duo alongside his fiancée Ophra, it’s clear that the two are now one.

On Sunday the 9th of August, Ophra an employee with the Civil Aviation Authority officially introduced Chiko to her family in a ceremony which was attended by his friends and family.

With excitement, Chiko shared a picture of himself kneeling down proposing to Ophra his fiancée accompanied with a caption; “LOVE is a journey starting at FOREVER ending at NEVER ….Finally”

Chiko was smartly dressed in an African Designed trouser and a long sleeved shirt.He also added shades which gave him a cool look. His fiancée Ophra pulled it off with simplicity and beauty.

However, the function was attended by a few people due to the restrictions put by the government following the outbreak of the CoronaVirus.

We wish them all the best.

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Desire Luzinda now taking nursing classes, narrates her academic journey

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By BigEyeUg Team

Songbird Desire Luzinda has been conservative with disclosing her activities ever since she relocated to the United States of America but here, she bumps with it.

The ‘Ekitone’ singer has shocked her fans and social media followers back here home in Uganda after parading her pictures appearing in a medic dress code, suggesting that she is now pursuing a medical career.

Desire has gone further to reveal that she is now a phlebotomist, ready to attend to patients in blood laboratories especially after her successful phlebotomy exam last week.

She also opened up about her academic journey that at most times failed because of her music career dominancy.

At first, she enrolled at Makerere University pursuing a degree in Development Economics but unfortunately dropped out two years later because of her thrilling music career at that time.

She was also backed-up with hopes of accomplishing the studies someday.

The curvaceous-lady later scooped another chance and got registered at Nkozi University for Development Studies but her love for education was ruined likewise it was at the first time.

This time round, she failed to have her first exam because it collided with her UK music tour dates.

Here, Desire got discouraged more than never before even when I knew the granite importance of Education.

However, her dream of further education was brilliantly forwarded of recent after bearing more commitment and desire enroll again in another preferable field, which she believes is according to God’s wish.

Desire also vows to stick to her goal this time round amidst all hardships she may meet.

Read her statement in full;

This week as I was preparing for my Phlebotomy exam, many thoughts came to my mind.

Many years ago, I enrolled at Makerere University pursuing a degree in Development Economics which I did not complete because my music career had kicked off in high gear. Having dropped off in year 2, at the back of my mind I knew someday I will bounce back and pursue further studies.

Years later, I enrolled at Nkozi university for Development Studies which I barely did for a year because I had a UK tour that my manager ‘then’ committed to and the dates collided with my first Exam period. I began to get tired of trying even when I knew the granite importance of Education.

Fast forward, as I prepared to enroll ‘again’ little did I know God was preparing for me a career totally different. And while many classmates dropped off because of the virtual classes, I said to myself, “not the third time! I have to do this!” So I chose to push even when it was so tough. And here I am on a many years journey of a career very interesting. My point is, never stop trying at something that makes you a better person. People will always talk but would you rather give them talk of you being successful or a failure?! IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU FALL BUT THAT ONE TIME YOU RISE UP AND MAKE IT RIGHT. YOUR JOURNEY IN LIFE IS PERSONAL SO CHASE IT PERSONALLY – Desire

Desire moved to the USA in 2018 and since then, she has often been reported pursuing pastorialship until today when she has buried the rumors.

She breads together with her daughter Michelle.

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