By Moses Abeka
Are you in wallowing in a financial abyss? Are you insecure that a stronger arm will lift her from your lap? If yes, read on! If not, note that knowledge of the world belongs to everybody! Still, read on. Money is key in every relationship. It is pretense and escapism to say love does not need money. Well, here are tips to help you keep your babe through those financially hard times.
1. Delete The Word Broke From Your Vocabulary: It will not help to keep mentioning your feeble financial status in her presence. You don’t want her to take her feelings for you as some sort of charity. Broke is the last thing she wants to hear.
2. Orgasm: If she is generous enough, try to hit that O and her body and ego will over power her spirit’s will to walk out.
3. Time: Always make time for her! Call to ask how she is doing not at night but lunch hours!
4. Humour: “If you can make a woman laugh then you can make her do anything” – Marilyn Monroe. Period.
5. Surprise: Get her a gift when she least expects it. Take her watch her favourite singer if she is the music kind.
You don’t have to rob a bank!