By Moses Abeka
Fame is ranked by psychologists as the strongest desire humans wish for in their lifetime. From the kindergarten toddler collecting crayons, the high school rap wannabe, the campus fashionista or the corporate whore and pensioner celebrating his first wedding anniversary with a budding model in her early 20s, the desire to be famous knows no age boundaries.
Society continues to evolve and values keep changing. In the early 50s, 60s, 70s, the world was held back by chains of political persuits and scientific advancements. It is of no wonder that the most popular faces of that golden age are politicians and scientists.
Fast forward, the 21st century, the only worry seems to be what to do with an old model of a gadget when a new model hits the market. Times have changes and so has language. “Twerk, and “selfie” were added to the dictionary. Words affirm our values and we cant hide it!
Perhaps, government should help us on this one. Please just help yourself; presenting to you tips on how to become famous without rigging an election or waging war.
1. SELFIE
The power of a selfie cannot be doubted. Social media has taught us that a picture does not only speak a thousand words but also attracts a thousand likes. However, not every selfie is enough to earn you due attention. Focus! Focus! Flaunt that one body part that God might have spent more time curving and polishing. With a facebook wall painted with eye popping selfies, even Mark Zuckerberg cant resist but send you a friend request.
2.POSTS SPONSORED BY GOOGLE
Think before you act. That saying is too old for our generation. We dont think! Goggle before you act is the new saying. So dont stress trying to come with brainy posts, just goggle, copy and paste. Likes , comments and friend requests later, you are a celeb!
3.SEXUAL CONTENT
Nothing captures the human attention like sexual attraction. Perhaps the reason our aging MPs could not help it but ban mini skirts. Post sexy selfies and discuss sex, the single, the horny and cheats will form your fan base! Include the idle.
4. BEFRIEND REAL CELEBS
You may not make it as a real celebrity. Take note; counterfeits sell because they take the form of the real stuff. Upload a photo with them, and bang! Market your brand.
5. UPDATE FALSE STUFF
Become a liar. Claim you are dining in Serena watching Juliana and King head for the bedroom suites. Claim to be at a party you hardly know of the entrance fee, let alone affording it.
6.KEEP IT BIGEYE.UG
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