They have an expensive taste. They dine and make merry with the who is who of the capital city. They exude wealth, though of unknown origin. They come out of the blue and soon disappear into the oblivion they came from. They are the Ugandan boss ladies. Want to be one? Here is how..
1. Haters
Insist that haters are on your neck. Claim that they sent an application to heaven begging the Man above to cut short your oxygen supply. Say that haters want to be like you. Pretend that they are more than Besigye’s supporters in the youth bracket.
2.Dress Stylish
Use every selfie to show the world your new addition to the wardrobe. Show large acres of flesh. Add captions that have nothing to do with the photo. Haters will like and comment.
3. Passenger’s Seat Selfie
The passenger seat next to the driver is your bona fide photography location. Strap a seat belt to prove the point that indeed its a car you’re in. Haters may cast doubt. When taking a taxi, insist to sit next to the driver for obvious reasons.
4. Date
Date whichever loaded dude says hi to you. Waste no time. Make him a father before he goes onto the next one.Own him, his cars, wealth and all his money will be sexually transmitted to your social media accounts. You have arrived.
5. Fight
Yes, fight! Employ verbal artillery to fight all your wars, haters and women trying to snatch your man. Once he’s snatched, you are FINISHED.
Staff Writer
