Whereas 2014 was the year of the Cleavage for Ugandan Girls, I think 2015 has successfully and officially launched itself into a year of the booty. Yesterday I took a walk around Kampala, and it just didn’t matter which direction I looked, which angle, every girl had that perfect butt.
I think it’s now a crime for a Kampala girl to have an Ipad for a booty. Where can such a girl even pass? Does she even know the insults men will throw at her when she slowly walks ahead of them? Can she even handle the shocked stares men will give her as she climbs the stares?
I don’t know how Ugandan girls do it, but I think they have taken this year in that sector. How all of a sudden every girl regardless of tribe developed a booty is something I can’t explain? Is that evolution at work?
Because of our ladies and their assets, Uganda now has a real competitive advantage compared to Kenya.
If you are a Ugandan girl reading this; kindly share the secrets to those asses and big booties: ortian@gmail.com
