By Moses Abeka
Who said Ugandan rappers have no say when the planet’s biggest cats decide to portion beef among themselves yet we have a Butchaman who hardly has a piece for supper, let alone offals!
Those days are gone. Gravity has terrorized the cats and sunk his teeth into the beef taking off with a juicy piece of the beef which Straka has already put on sigiri for supper!
So, what was his response to Lamar? Good question! The rapper has called upon Kendrick Lamar whom he kept referring to as ”kenry Rama” to have respect for real King. ”How can ‘Rama’ call himself king yet there is only one king?”, he pondered.
Efforts to explain to him that the news was not from Agaliko Nfufu but Hollywood fell on very deaf ears!!
”We shall circumcise that Rama”, he swore. He wants to confuse us! Even Straka laughed at him”. At this point, I gave up with him!”
Just as I was finding my way out, Ronald Mayinja called my phone asking which Chapter in the Bible has Kendrick’s verse. Before I could explain, he blutted,”Saboteurs of ebyaffe!
It is so unfortunate these claims are happening when Mzee promised to return ebyaffe. ”.
At this point, I hang and woke up from my sweet dream. Thank you for reading!