By Sam Ugandan
5. Nails: She never works/pimps up her nails because she is ever carrying or ready to carry a lot of stuff and the long nails could be an impediment.
4. Never settles down: She is ever going to the loos, keeps asking about prices of different commodities so that she can rate how much she will sell them as second hand, she is always breaking your windows so that she can create space for throwing out your things. If you find her with stolen items, she then gives you stupid excuses. If, for instance, you find her pushing your car she says that she is just exercising.
3.Clothes have mob pockets: She always wants to put on baggy clothes, she will even hide stuff inside her undies and you might mistake it for being well endowed.
2. Eyes never settle: She is ever looking clock wise and anti clockwise, right and left for what to steal, she wants or pressurizes you to sleep early, pretends to be sleeping kumbe she is wide awake.
1. Big bags: If the girl that your dating always moves with those big bags then you should be scared. Otherwise she will help you and keep some of your things permanently, if you check her gu-bag you will always find your stuff that got lost. She moves with her bag so that she can put there your flasks, flat iron among other items.
