By Sam Ugandan
5. Sauna: It is where people go to cool off stress from their nagging partners or the world itself, so when the heat in the steam bath becomes too much she will freely leave the goodies on display thus availing you with opportunity of pouncing on the prey and getting something.
4. Church: It is a good hunting ground because they have belles that offer goodies with one heart because they know that you should share the little you have with your neighbours or the needy as it’s stipulated in the biblical scriptures. Watoto church should be the case study here brethren.
3. Domestic Violence: If you have a neighbour who is always beating his wife or girlfriend then it’s high time you come in as a blessing in disguise. When she has just been beaten or mistreated by her husband or boyfriend, come in as a helping party and since she is in pain, she will offer her cookie to you.
2. Chucked: when a babe has just been dumped, take advantage of that because she is trying to forget the other person (chuckee) and your chances of getting something or reaching her southern hemisphere will stand at almost 100%.
1. Grave yard: When she has lost someone she will feel so lonely and will tend to isolate herself. So this is where you come in, console her as a caring party and since you have shown that you are someone who can stand by her even in sad times, she will offer her goodies to you without a hustle.
