By Joram Kawira
Ask them if they have ever hit the Log Out button and they will ask you, “What is a Log Out button??” Well, you morons it’s a button that you click in order to get a Life and become useful to the society!
5. Joram Kawira Lovins: yeah, whatever!!! I only had to appear on this list to make it look fair. Besides what’s Facebook without Me?? And being the Chairman of the Facebook Unemployed Members Association (FUMA) I have to be logged on 24/7 to monitor the members, oh yeah… and also blame it on my smart phone (Galaxy S4), the damn thing automatically logs you in when it senses that you have something on your mind.
4. Pius Pobbo: Always lighting green on chat, and updating things that don’t benefit him and the society at large. Things like…”10 Likes before I go to sleep”… No way, Pius you are a liar, you never go to sleep! The only time he gets some rest is when the internet gets shitty or he runs out of MBs.
3. Sayra Kiyingi: The introduction of free Facebook browsing (facebook zero) came in handy for this virus. Sayra never log outs, it’s like she gets her Oxygen here and the day she hits the Log Out button, she will drop dead. I mean who updates at 3am asking if anybody is awake. No we are not, some of us have a life to live!
2. Vlaar Simon: It’s sickening for a Man close to your Dad’s age to have the phobia of hitting the Log Out button. Now you know why the country’s GDP never goes high. These are people that are supposed to be making use of the NAADS programme. Rumored to be around 48years he still updates, “In a taxi and I need to susu”… riyale?? Also Online 24/7 stalking gals that he will even never have… I pity the next generation after us.
1. Shufa Love blah blah… The name is too long in order to save my bu-MBs I had to cut it short. Who is a Shufa or what is a Shufa?? I also don’t know but what I know whoever that is, never Logs Out… on Chat She no longer lights green but purple. Always uploading tonnes of pics for whoever cares to comment or like from dusk to dawn…
Do these people have another LIFE, anyways????