As the world went to sleep yesterday, Uganda was awakening to the shocking and breaking news that saw Eddy Kenzo live up to his promise of bringing Uganda a Grammy award. After mastering his English language and dropping English songs that were played for the queen back at Buckingham palace, Eddy Kenzo will finally celebrate the work of his efforts.
Eddy Kenzo was nominated in the category of the ‘English-rape’ where two other Ugandans by the names of Diamond Oscar and Prof.Bigg Eye were also nominated. According to a source, Eddy kenzo could not hide his excitement though he downplayed the news; “I saw this coming, no one matches me when it comes to English-raping songs, the only competitor I have is myself,” said Eddy kenzo.
When Prof.Bigg Eye was asked for a comment, “I wazi alrede bukuuti for thozi awards, ayamu goyingi haya than bifo.”
According to Wikipedia: “ A Grammy Award – or Grammy – is an accolade by the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences of the United States to recognize outstanding achievement in the music industry. The annual presentation ceremony features performances by prominent artists, and some of the awards of more popular interest are presented in a widely viewed televised ceremony. It is the music equivalent to the Emmy Awards for television, the Tony Awards for stage performances, and the Academy Awards for motion pictures.”
Disclaimer: The Editor wishes to note that this article was written in future around 2030 when Eddy Kenzo is most likely to walk away with a Grammy Award as he promised. The only true news is that The Goodlyfe was nominated for the BET awards.