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12 Facebook Statuses You Need to Retire

BigEyeUg3By BigEyeUg3October 28, 2013
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“[katogoaward]”

Look, it’s understandable — we’ve all made at least one of these statuses in our Facebook timelines. We’re human, we err — but come on, enough is enough.

You probably encounter these face palm-inducing status styles on a daily basis. We’ve rounded the most offending examples in hopes to inspire change.

Together, we can make the “hide all” option obsolete.

1. The Braggy Relationship Status

Flowers-from-bf

2. The Attempt to Make Mundane Tasks Sound Interesting Status

To-do-list

3. The Detox/Cleanse/Health Food Junkie Status

Detox-cleanse

4. The Sad Sack Status

Single-again

5. The Chain Letter Hoax Status

Chain-scam

6. The Overly Aggressive Passive Aggressive Status

Smfh-smack-talk

7. The Threatening Facebook Status

Quitting-facebook

8. The Friend Purge Status

Friend-purge

9. The Bored Status

Hmu-lol

10. The False Information About Facebook Status

Facebook-policy

11. The Spoiler Status

Spoiler-status

12. The Vague Status

Ugh

Source: Mashable

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