“[katogoaward]”
By Ian Ortega
1. She is smart, intelligent, beautiful but with an STD.
2. On Monday she goes for lectures, Tuesday she goes for a birthday party, Wednesday she visits the boyfriends, Thursday she goes for Campus night, Friday for a music concert, Saturday for a beach outing and She still has the guts to go to Watoto Church to sing; “God you’re my all.”
3. Her village direction always heads towards the source of the Nile.
4. He is in a community of hot chics but he’s still single and you wonder whether he’s impotent?
5. He holds a fake phone but buys her girlfriend an I-phone, do you need more proof that you are a moving monkey?
6. The course has a business word in it.
7. Keeping empty Tins of Nido in hostel but when you open them, you realize that’s where he keeps his sugar and salt.
8. Uploads photos of her food when she goes out and does not eat it until her Facebook friends like it.
9. She has a smart phone but is only conversant with a few functions like Facebook and Whatsapp.
10. ADD MORE…
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