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You Know it’s a MUK Campuser IF…

BigEyeUg3By BigEyeUg3October 23, 2013
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By Ian Ortega

Here’s how to know someone from Makerere University. You know it’s a MUK campuser if…

1. She asks you for a blackberry phone, and a car, yet back home in Kiboga, the best phone someone in their family has held was a Nokia 3310.

2. He buys Pizza, Lasagne to impress the girlfriend, and goes back to his room to eat Chappati and water for supper.

3. He is younger than the number of the retakes he has accumulated.

4. Fears pregnancy more than HIV…

5. He rarely showers but uses a signature cologne.

6. He has 6 packs, a well-built body but can’t last for more than 2 minutes during bed-ball.

7. Can’t construct a proper sentence without applying slang, ‘excuse my bad Ian’ and you wonder why they go job hunting for years after graduation.

8. Orders for Smirnoff in Club and foots back to campus.

9. Goes for Sports Betting every day yet his club, MAN-UTD has no hopes of resurrecting.

10. ADD MORE…

To Connect with Ortega Ian
Email: ortian@gmail.com
Twitter: @OrtegaUganda
Facebook: www.facebook.com/­ianort
Mobile: 0788551121

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