By Sam Ugandan
Periods: Every girl goes through that time of the month where she menstruates so you shouldn’t brag so much. Don’t think that you are so special because if you were so special then other girls wouldn’t be going through the same thing.
Toilet: Every girl goes to the toilet so don’t think that you are so special and start bragging or start swelling as if you susu soda and release cake. They even frown their faces when they are having constipation so you shouldn’t over brag because you are all equal with other girls.
Die: Everyone is a fully registered candidate for death so don’t over show off and swell because you are not any different. Whether you don’t reply my messages, whether you are too cute, you will still die. Maggots will eat those goodies that you denied me and you will become humus after two months so don’t show off so much.
No-matter how good she looks someone somewhere is tired of her sh*t. Some guy is tired of your cookie so even though you deny me, to someone else you are second or fourth hand somewhere and they don’t want to see you or have you again because you are not fresh so you are not so special and you shouldn’t over-brag or show off as if you are special.
It’s still a ‘sumbie’, whether you assume that you are very beautiful they don’t eat the cuteness but the sumbusa or cookie so your cuteness is not of so much value because you will grow old and become like those ones you claim are ugly.