By Ian Nkera Ford
Distraught and confused, Kaggwa wonders how he could have blown 500k in a night. He cuts a frustrated look as he tries to recollect how events of last night unfolded. Questions like, “how, when, who” linger in his alcohol drained brain and subsequent jeers follow as he sighs in regret.
He rushes to call his friend Juuko and to his dismay, the prized Samsung Galaxy S4 is history. The already shell-shocked Kaggwa further goes into depression as his body can’t withstand anymore shock. I was with Kaggwa the whole night so this is how it went down.
On Friday evening, I ran into a beaming Kaggwa and the look on his face was priceless. I get the feeling that he had struck a deal and the lure to celebrate was inevitable for him. Knowing him, I sensed a huge party with so many drinks with countless women so when he asked me to go out with him, I couldn’t turn down his offer. My love for free things will kill me… hmm.
So Kaggwa and I along with some other guys storm Legends bar.
Kaggwa a lover of the frothed drink(beer) poured the first round of drinks with his speciality Club Beer being in abundance and the fun and jokes chipped in and we stormed the floor and of course Kaggwa’s roving eye caught an unsuspecting light skinned lady who later turned out to be Aisha.
He dashed to her and begged her for a dance. Aisha shyly gave in and slowly a tipsy Kaggwa was under her spell. We rushed to our seats but our friend was grabbing every section of Aisha’s body as they grooved away.
Aisha wasn’t alone so Kaggwa invited the entire entourage that had six girls to join us. They were all frighteningly hot but Aisha stood out and our ‘mugaga’ lusted over her the entire night.
A generous Kaggwa called up the waiter and our table was littered with all tribes of alcohol. Jack Daniel’s, Black Labels fought for space on our table.
Of course I was the only sober one but my dear Kaggwa already drunk insisted on the bill which he gladly cleared and we headed to Guvnor at around 1am.
So we made an entrance to Guvnor and another alcohol buying session started and Kaggwa again took charge of the drinks and we realized the girls kept disappearing but Kaggwa couldn’t lose sight of the gorgeous Aisha. The visibly drunk Aisha whisked away with the horny Kaggwa and we looked for them in vain for close to two hours.
A search ensued for the two and we found his tinted car parked with Kaggwa passed out, his wallet hanging outside his trouser and phone missing. We carried him home and I am sure Kaggwa will never believe what Aisha did to him.
Nice weekend my people.