By Ian Nkera Ford
Guys excuse me, PLEASE. I take being idle to another level. I embrace it. Being idle consumes me and when I am idle, my mind drifts to far away destinations and you would be shocked where my silly mind made a stop. You guessed right…….STRAKA’s bedroom. Now why is everyone pretending as if you guys never imagine what her room is like? Laugh at yourselves.
First of all, I imagine it’s really LARGE. A single bedroom that would also work well as a double bedroom with huge bedsheets that would pass for curtains. Do I sound mean, people???? Her bed is pitch size, I imagine it with multi colours and I can picture her pillows suffocating with so much pink.
I also imagine she has framed pictures of Sizzaman holding their child on the side of the bed and with Gravity Omutujju’s snap lingering on the wall. Straka is one big doll, so, I imagine she doesn’t have to cuddle one.
Inside the drawer of her bed must be a hub of rent, electricity and water bills. The drawer also contains remaining Wedding cards of her failed wedding to Sizzaman. Poor girl! Did I see contraceptives???I will pretend I saw nothing. Hahaha…
Her closet is an area I would fancy imagining. The mere opening of one door can welcome your eyes with the whole spectrum of colours; Pink wigs, yellow jeans and navy blue bras. Mind you these come with a special caption XXXXL…etc. Okay, I think I just saw Gravity’s boxers in her closet.
Mwe… how did I get to write these things??? I GUESS THESE ARE TALES OF AN IDLE MIND!