Conversation on menstruation is still so taboo in public places that women always come up with new ways to imply that they are on their period. We have all grown up with phrases like ‘It’s that time of the month’ or ‘She is on her monthlies’ as a substitute for the actual P-word. Sure, it’s not good that society still dictates that we come up with phrases like this, especially around men. But some of them can be really creative and actually fun. Check out 10 creative ways that women say ‘I’m on my period’.
1. I’m making wine and there will be no stomping of the grapes at this point.
2. PMS over. It’s the real deal now.
3. It’s the 3-day Red Wedding.
4. My ‘bloody buddy’ is here.
5. Aunty Flow is visiting town.
6. I’m surfing the crimson wave.
7. There’s a crime scene in my pants.
8. My uterus is out of order.
9. Sorry babe, but I have the Girl Flu.
10. I have a Code Red situation here.
Source: iDiva