Sex doesn’t need to involve handcuffs or Superman outfits to be both kinky and, well risky. It could just involve, for instance, someone who’s put on a bit of weight since last time they swung from the chandelier; or someone whose knees are not quite what they used to be. The positions that are most frequently cited, in embarrassed mumbles, as having caused injuries are, in order:
The stand-and-carry
The problem: the power-weight ratio – his power, her weight.
The injury: his back. Or, if she gets dropped, her coccyx. Dignity.
The furniture
The problem: He is at risk of cutting off circulation to the lower legs and feet, so that he falls off his legs when he tries to stand up again. If she has nothing superfluous on her body, she’s OK. Otherwise, she’s at risk of being wobbled out of a relationship.
The injury: do I really have to spell it out? He’s alright, Jack. She’s at risk of severe bruising, of the most intimate kind. Oh, and dignity.
The closed yawn
The problem: she has no control over the depth of penetration.
The injury: See above. Don’t forget the part about injury to dignity if she yelps.
The lapdance
The problem: chair legs that break; stools that collapse:
The injury: his back and hips. Her thighs. Dignity.
Reverse asian cowgirl
The problem: Testicle-testing topples, knees that aren’t up to the job.
The injury: Carpet burns. Pulled hamstrings. Knees. Dignity.
Source: Health24
