By Our Reporter
She’s more feared than Ebola according to the grave vine, her name is Judith Heard.
Word has it that every international celebrity is now being warned in advance the moment they get to Entebbe Airport Arrivals.
The warning is in upper case: “Beware of Judith Heard.”
After Togolese star, Adebayo fell unto the sharp pangs of her trap, celebs are now considering it a success if they come to Uganda and survive Judith…the Herdswoman.
Basket Mouth was over heard telling a local comedian; “we dey fear Heard more than Ebola my friend, she’s like egussi soup, once you begin tasting, you don wanna stop ooo.”
But the question of whether Wizkid and Basket Mouth survived this egussumi soup that Judith Heard serves remains unanswerable.
In the pregnancy updates, Judith Heard’s pregnancy is now approaching its fourth week and we pray nothing happens to it. We cast out the demons of baby elimination that are plotting to disturb the baby.
