By Chateau
A reader (warning: mid-level troll alert) asks: Best way to get a girl to send nudes?
It seems difficult to do it without being cheesy/sounding desperate.
The main problem with trying to get girls to text or message you delicious nudies of themselves is that it subjects you to the risk that you’ll be perceived a creepy perv desperate for sexual handouts. This risk is high, but not insurmountable, as the evidence of the deluge of girls sexting their privates to the four corners of alphadom attests. Personally, I don’t go in for the proactive “sext me” strategy, preferring instead to let it arise organically with girls who are already into me and have decided on their own to expose their plush wares to my viewership, but I can see why some guys would be champing at the bit to get the sext ball rolling. Once a girl has sexted you, she’s psychologically invested, and her perception will shift to her chasing you, which makes closing the deal a lot easier.
Another problem with attempting to extract nudies from girls is that it exposees you to potential legal ramifications down the road. Yeah, I know, sounds crazy. You’re thinking, “Why would I be legally culpable for a girl’s voluntary actions?” Well, folks, this is the feministed world we’re all barreling toward, and the day is not far off when women will be classed as victims even of their own freely made choices, and all consequences thereof rendered moot by state edict, to be placed upon the shoulders of men, beta males.
Anyhow, my take on this issue is that there are many ways to skin this kitty, among them:
1. Reverse psychology.
“No, don’t send erotic pics of yourself. It won’t get you anywhere with me.”
2. Encouragement neg.
“I’m not sure you’re right for sex pics. Only certain girls can pull it off. You don’t seem the type.” (The vaguer your implied reason, the better.)
3. Unreconstructed a**hole game.
“tits or gtfo” (note alluring lack of punctuation)
4. Casually aloof a**hole game.
“It’d be cool to see your tits.” (Be cognizant that she will likely reply with indignation, and that you should be prepared to expect it and brush it off.)
5. Let’s you and her fight game.
“Damn, Ella just sent me a pic of her boobs. So many girls doing this now. It’s crazy.” (bonus pre-selection game!)
6. Idea implantation game.
“You ever send someone nude pics of yourself? I did once to a girl, and it accidentally went to my Mom. I think she was proud.”
7. Reverse Psychology II.
“I’m glad you’re not one of those girls who sends nude pics of herself. You don’t need that excitement.”
8. Feeding the female narcissist game.
“You look like you have a figure for photos. Have you ever modeled in the nude?” (be careful with this tactic, as it can easily cross the line to transparency.)
9. Non-judgmentalism/No Big Deal game.
“If you sent a nude pic I wouldn’t even be surprised. Girls send them all the time now. It’s nothing.”
10. Massive DHV game.
This is where you demonstrate so much high value that the girl feels an overwhelming urge to show you her naked body at the slightest hamster-nudged provocation.
Guidelines:
1. Homework – hey lazy ass, read this entire post and realize that this process may require more time and thought than you are willing to put forth. I am a sicko and love to see how far I can get girls to go over the net. Sometimes it takes longer than others. I enjoy the process either way.
2. DHV-Attraction/Comfort- DHV to the point where they want to impress and then create comfort before requesting photos.
3. Compliment – After DHV‘s tell them they are photogenic which builds their confidence makes them feel appreciated and indebted. Flatter the sh-t out of her by asking if she has ever done any modeling.
4. Qualify – Claim to be into photography (use photography terms: portfolio) or art and that you appreciate the feminine form.
5. Qualify – Joke about not wanting to send pics of yourself (they will usually request this) for fear of them showing them off to all of their friends (indicates that you wouldn’t do this to them).
6. Neg – If they send you weak pics tell them that they are PG and you put them in your Lion King scrap book or some sh-t ; ) Create leverage.
7. DHV (attraction spike/non-reactive) – Don’t be too pushy about it. Act like it is no big deal and subtly remind them if they forget (always at the end of the paragraph).
8. Watch it! – Be careful what you wish for. This one had a meaty vagina (YIKES!) Beef curtains! Run!
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PS: On a related note, homemade sex vids and pics of current and old flames (including you, not other men) are a hundred times more limbically stimulating than those of strangers. Try it sometime. You’ll see. Or maybe it’s just the outrageous narcissist in me.