By KS Brian
1- Someone brings over a guy and they have sex… in the presence of the room-mates. Ndowooza you can now see where those good for nothing marabou stocks get the guts to act sex tapes.
2- There is an urban myth in High school kids that campus means “partying”. Well, some campusers carry their high school brains into campus, party for three years and get poor grades… then hunt a job for three years and blame the government!
3- The babes find sleeping around for grades a must. How stupid are some blondes? A lecturer has lectured for 12yrs –by time he subjects you to sex-for-grades escapades, he has a 12yr experience in doing that–so you are actually collecting 12yr old STDs!
4- They normally forget where they come from. We find so many in bathrooms making calls like; “Maama…ttuunda akataka Ssenga Nakirijja ke yandekera..mbadde njagala kwongeza ku tuition awere“…and after the call,the idiot runs to its friends and blairs…”My uncle in Sweden is gonna send me dimes…can’t wait!!!!” Agabbi!!
5- Besides having multiple birthdays, most babes have multiple sexual patners, that’s where my saying comes in; “When God gives you more beauty than brains, it’s your private parts that suffer….” And by the way they are always turning 21 or 22.
6- Their only language is experience, it’s their only teacher. Companies invest billions of shillings annually to try and educate them about STDs… but absurdly over 50 campusers acquire an STD daily. Shallow brains indeed!
7- The Campus gents, sorry boys, are worse. For society recognition, some of those fools are ready to spend far more than they earn to impress gals and whoever it concerns. Those goons have chewed tuition in the name of open bars and latest gadgets… and life always catches up with them, and gives them a lesson.
8- Some only do degree courses because “they are easy and require less stress”. Someone tell those goons that whoever told them that life is that easy is going to be sent straight to hell at first glance in heaven. Oyo Katonda tajja na muwozesa…
9- Campus babes have wrecked more marriages than poverty and STDs combined. Much to my surprise, they enter relationships with married men when they know how the story always ends. But like we all know life is just; if you have wrecked a marriage in 2014, there is a 99% probability that a campus babe in 2028 will wreck yours too… Karma!
10- Some behave like there is no life after campus. They have unprotected sex, spend like Bad Black, party like Ivan Ssemwanga, drink like fish….so by the time the real life begins…they are wasted. So they turn into sextape actors, prostitutes and iron bar hitmen. In the end they have another version of “Had I known”…as in…“Nafe temutulaba wano kuba basiiwufu naye twasomako…“
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