By Sam Ugandan
5. Disrespectful: There is a saying in English that says that ‘not all that glitters is gold’. Cute girls don’t have respect. She’ll embarrass you and your friends anytime, anywhere. The only thing that they respect is their beauty.
4. Dense: Did I say that good looking babes are dense, oops, that was really harsh. Ok, I meant that they take long to understand. This is why when you send them a message all you’ll ever see is ‘seen’. In school they never concentrate because they want to be Miss Uganda. For instance Sharon O was asked about Formula one and she thought that it was a type of food. She was like “I have never eaten formula one before.”
3. Flat: It’s so sad that beautiful chics have flat behinds. God must have concentrated or spent so much time working on the face that he forgot about the behind. If you look at her behind you may think that a flat iron was first passed behind them.
2. Cheap: There is a saying in Luganda that “Atava ku mulungi afa Awoza” meaning that if you super glue on a cutie you”ll live to regret. They claim to have so many guys after them not knowing that cheap things have many customers. They prefer being side dishes and their relationships don’t normally last.
1. Dryness: Beautiful girls suffer from desertification. It is very hard to find water in the desert and so is the case with cuties… There is a saying in Luganda that “Ekyi njagaza omubi omulungi takimanya” meaning that cute girls wonder why a man would go after an ugly girl not knowing that ugly girls have the most important ingredient — water!
“[katogoaward]”