You often hear guys talk about giving up their left nut for a chance to own the car of their dreams, but no one’s actually done it.
That is it until now.
According to VR-Zone, Mark Parisi recently announced on the showThe Doctors that he’s going to do the unthinkable and give up one of his testicles for $35,000 — all so he can buy a Nissan 370Z. Yup, a Nissan. Not a very ballsy choice if you ask me.
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I’m not a big car guy but I’d probably use the money to get something with a little more star power like a Porsche or a Lamborghini. Something that really says, “I may cry myself to sleep at night for what I’ve done to my body, but look at this awesome ride!”
Parisi’s made a name for himself on TLC’s Extreme Cheapskates as one of the shows most extreme penny-pinchers. He’s turned himself into a human guinea pig for science as a way to make extra money. In the last two years alone, he’s made over $150,000 by being a test subject, and nothing is off-limits for Parisi. He recently received a payout of $5,000 to take part in an Ebola study.
Which testicle Parisi is giving up wasn’t specified, and the institution that bought it wasn’t named. The nature of the experiments that are going to be performed on his nut hasn’t been disclosed either.
Whatever the use, hopefully it won’t have anything to do with breeding. With decision making like this, Parisi doesn’t seem like the smartest human specimen.
Source: truTV
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