By Sam Ugandan
5. Women easily fade: Ladies easily depreciate or lose value. For instance, today she may look like Beyonce and then after two months she looks like Olara Otunnu. Men will always tend to look for those who are still fresh, that is those with straight pointed titties and not the flabby ones that look like Umoja sandals. I wonder why they easily depreciate, is it because they are not original (National Bureau of Standards) should help us to approve this.
4. The ratio of women to men is 1:9: This means that if each man is to have only one woman plus the Muslims getting their fair share as well, then they will be a big deficit balance because those girls who’ll have failed to get someone to love them will commit suicide. In other words, men are trying to help the society by not discriminating to avoid such atrocities by loving each one of them unconditionally as its stipulated in the holy bible and the Quran.
3. Always busy: Most women are either busy building careers especially married women, getting pregnant, taking care of the menstrual cycle and denying their men the goodies not knowing that men are always horny, 7days a week, thus the need to look for greener pastures elsewhere in the savannahs.
2. Love for fun and adventure: Men naturally love to explore the savannah greener pastures or hidden territories and this is called a sampling urge. For instance, if a man hooks up or marries a musoga babe who may not have water, and then he travels to western or ankole corridor, he’ll not only be welcomed by milk, ghee and bushera, but elnino rains as well in bed at night. So, in order not to leave room for regret he has to first sample on various species.
1. Beautiful are not yet born: Everyone knows this fact; the beautiful are not yet born which means that these ones who are around are just here to clear away the lust and horniness period.