By Our Reporter
1. Jose Chameleone
The doctor was the very first Ugandan celebrity to introduce us to the trends of using a rich mama to grow one’s wealth. Though Dorotia was a known drug-dealer, this did not sway Jose Chameleone from offering the old babe love in exchange for money. With that money, Chameleone was able to buy his first open-roofed sleek car and fund the production of his songs on top of not having house-rent to worry about. Bebe Cool and Bobi Wine who were tight friends at the time as founders of Fire Base hit at Chameleone with the famous song, “Funtula” and a line that said; “wefudde bossi nga n’enyumba osuula mu y’amukazi.”
2. Leila Kayondo
This is the girl your mama and papa told you about. She gave out her all to S.K Mbuga who turned into the Sugar Papa of this musical crooner; she was later rewarded handsomely, not forgetting that she had a collabo with Jose Chameleone fully paid by the Sugar Daddy.
3. Desire Luzinda
The 25-year-old who was probably 16 by that time, going by age deflation tendencies was in love with the president of Uganda buffalo hunters aka Seya Ssebagala. During that time, Seya was the mayor of Kampala and Luzinda was the one who offered juices the mayor used to relax after a stressful day. And for Luzinda, this is the time she was at her peak in the music industry. At 25 years, she has been linked to other sugar papas in Nigeria and rumour has it that a sex-tape is soon to leak.
4. Iryn Namubiru
Ohhhhh… yeaaaaaaaah… we saw it ‘coming’(read it with a U). She became the first Ugandan celebrity to give a vice president a super romantic kiss which made it to the Newspaper headlines. Their love was founded on a rock in those days, and the two would always catch a boat and go off from Bukenya’s Garuga beach as they exchanged saliva. It all ended in bed with football match after football match and Iryn Namubiru left with super dimes, out of which she was able to set up some rental houses as fall-backs. Rumour has it, that the two sometimes meet for a super rat-beating gym session.
5. Sizzaman (The Dictionary)
He served as Straka Baibe’s bedroom dictionary out of which they read words like snakes and rats. The two took it to a higher level and we even heard a kid was manufactured out of the whole arrangement not forgetting the wedding that never was.
6. Gravity Omutujju
Oh no, not Straka again! The Gravity dude terrorized the waters of this fat sugar mama and made her scream out lyrics. Snoops have confided in us, that when Gravity gets broke, he always checks on Straka on cold days and he leaves with a fat wallet.
7. Malik Kaliisa
Okay, he’s not a celeb as such but at least Titus Tugume managed to give him a kickboxing ‘anaffair.’ For Malik Kaliisa, he was the African Man to Sylvia Owori, one of the super trend-setters in Uganda. He was the guy who taught Owori the other world of bedroom fashion. However, when Owori’s businesses hit rock bottom, she was forced to call off the relationship and is now in the process of reuniting with her former lover.
8. Bad Black
Shanita Namuyimbwa aka Bad Black was that 21 year old money-bags who siphoned billions out of a very educated 50 years and above old UK citizen. Because of Bad Black, we were able to prove, that during times of sex, men’s brains close down and cease to function. David Greenhalgh was the Sugar Daddy who proved that if it weren’t for education, men would be sillier than usual.
9. Dr.Tee
Dr.Tee actually became the tee to Betty Mpologoma. He is the young boy who brought happiness to this lonely mummy. Since they’re all artistes, we can’t comment much.
10. Abdu Mulaasi
Okay, this one defended the act of sugar mummy-ing and sugar daddy-ing when he responded with his song; “enkulu tenywa”. He has dated a number of old women and got introduced to one of them. According to ladies whose rats he’s beaten, “there is something about Abdu, you can’t forget him once he beds you.” Because of his skills in the bedroom, he has been able to live a rich life, and have various investments.
Other celebrities include Prof. Big Eye and Sheila. We have the former relationship of Mathias Walukagga and Rema. Well, there you go, think it’s easy being a celebrity and fund the lifestyle, ask these sugar boys and sugar girls.